As we're unlikely to see terraces again at football, this is the virtual equivalent where you can chat to your hearts content about all football matters and, obviously, Arsenal in particular. This forum encourages all Gooners to visit and contribute so please keep it respectful, clean and topical.
Herd wrote:Our top quality mergers and acquisitions are hunkering down waiting for the last day , meantime it's embarrassing that we are linked to anything with a pulse from the deserts of Sudan to the gardens of Japan ,from Milan to Yucatan,Arsenal are searching for a man. From the wilds of Borneo to the vineyards of Bordeaux,Eskimo's Arapaho's,Arsenes searching high and low
In the dock of Tiger Bay ,and On the road to Mandalay From Bombay to Santa Tropez Over hills and far away
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"Dennis Wise's son Henry has signed a one-year deal to play for Arsenal where the 15-year-old midfielder will team up with all three of David Beckham's sons - Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz - as well as Frank Lampard's nephew. (Daily Mail)"
Let's hope Cl;ueless has fucked off by time they reach the 1st team squad - before he ruins them as players by playing them out of position and making them play 'Tippy Tappy Pass More Tippy Tappy Pass Don'T Shoot !'
Simon wrote:Don't panic. Diaby will be back from injury soon. It will feel just like a new signing for 4 training sessions and 15 minutes of one game before he kicks air, pulling a calf "muscle", asks to be subbed, goes back into treatment for "a cerple erf wehks a leetle beet jaded", gets a "niggle" and then takes the rest of the season off to plan his upcoming testimonial.
I wish I had Wanker's desk diary so we could all find out in advance where the *word censored* is off to on the last day of the window instead of actually doing his job.
Herd wrote:Our top quality mergers and acquisitions are hunkering down waiting for the last day , meantime it's embarrassing that we are linked to anything with a pulse from the deserts of Sudan to the gardens of Japan ,from Milan to Yucatan,Arsenal are searching for a man. From the wilds of Borneo to the vineyards of Bordeaux,Eskimo's Arapaho's,Arsenes searching high and low
In the dock of Tiger Bay ,and On the road to Mandalay From Bombay to Santa Tropez Over hills and far away
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Absolutely priceless stuff here!
Hope I'm not the only one to get the reference but I'm probably too much of a woos to hit Herd with my rhythm stick.
This fella reminds me more of Lee Chapman than Le Chapman ever could........£25m? Shove it up your pipe !
He certainly wouldn't be on my list of transfer targets either, but what I don't understand is why he could now be a target when he wasn't a target last summer when everybody knew that he was up for sale
Mind you if you look at the two other stories on the right side of the page (messi £500m on way to chavs & monkeyboy going to manure for £150m), it should tell us everything we need to know about the credibility of that rag
This fella reminds me more of Lee Chapman than Le Chapman ever could........£25m? Shove it up your pipe !
He certainly wouldn't be on my list of transfer targets either, but what I don't understand is why he could now be a target when he wasn't a target last summer when everybody knew that he was up for sale
Mind you if you look at the two other stories on the right side of the page (messi £500m on way to chavs & monkeyboy going to manure for £150m), it should tell us everything we need to know about the credibility of that rag
Exactly - everyone knows Messi is coming here for £600m
Polish media report that Arsenal's 2nd bid for Bielik was €1m + €1m after a certain amount of apps for the 1st team. Legia want €3m up front
7:21pm - 9 Jan 15