The 2015 Transfer Rumours Thread

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Herd wrote:Our top quality mergers and acquisitions are hunkering down waiting for the last day , meantime it's embarrassing that we are linked to anything with a pulse from the deserts of Sudan to the gardens of Japan ,from Milan to Yucatan,Arsenal are searching for a man. From the wilds of Borneo to the vineyards of Bordeaux,Eskimo's Arapaho's,Arsenes searching high and low
In the dock of Tiger Bay ,and On the road to Mandalay From Bombay to Santa Tropez Over hills and far away
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Absolutely priceless stuff here! :lol:

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"Dennis Wise's son Henry has signed a one-year deal to play for Arsenal where the 15-year-old midfielder will team up with all three of David Beckham's sons - Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz - as well as Frank Lampard's nephew. (Daily Mail)"

Let's hope Cl;ueless has fucked off by time they reach the 1st team squad - before he ruins them as players by playing them out of position and making them play 'Tippy Tappy Pass More Tippy Tappy Pass Don'T Shoot !'

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Yankee_Gooner_Dandee wrote:let's be real here.

if red nose was our manager NOT ONLY would we have won bags of trophies in the last 8 years

But we wouldn't have sanogoals, diaby, BFG, Arteta, Capt Stoopid in the squad
AND Podolski would still be with us and on about 18 goals already!


WENGER OUT!

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Re Perrin and Paulista, Wenger stated today: ''we aren't on the case.''

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OneBardGooner wrote:"Dennis Wise's son Henry has signed a one-year deal to play for Arsenal
Has he got a square head like his dad?

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Don't panic. Diaby will be back from injury soon. It will feel just like a new signing :-P

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Simon wrote:Don't panic. Diaby will be back from injury soon. It will feel just like a new signing for 4 training sessions and 15 minutes of one game before he kicks air, pulling a calf "muscle", asks to be subbed, goes back into treatment for "a cerple erf wehks a leetle beet jaded", gets a "niggle" and then takes the rest of the season off to plan his upcoming testimonial.
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I wish I had Wanker's desk diary so we could all find out in advance where the *word censored* is off to on the last day of the window instead of actually doing his job.

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Wenker is ready to splash the cash...

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Ed Hunter The Gooner wrote:
Herd wrote:Our top quality mergers and acquisitions are hunkering down waiting for the last day , meantime it's embarrassing that we are linked to anything with a pulse from the deserts of Sudan to the gardens of Japan ,from Milan to Yucatan,Arsenal are searching for a man. From the wilds of Borneo to the vineyards of Bordeaux,Eskimo's Arapaho's,Arsenes searching high and low
In the dock of Tiger Bay ,and On the road to Mandalay From Bombay to Santa Tropez Over hills and far away
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Absolutely priceless stuff here! :lol:
Hope I'm not the only one to get the reference but I'm probably too much of a woos to hit Herd with my rhythm stick. :oops:

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flash gunner wrote:
OneBardGooner wrote:"Dennis Wise's son Henry has signed a one-year deal to play for Arsenal
Has he got a square head like his dad?
and is he shite as well :mrgreen:

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http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/09/arsenal-c ... r-5015391/

This fella reminds me more of Lee Chapman than Le Chapman ever could........£25m? Shove it up your pipe !

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SteveO 35 wrote:http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/09/arsenal-c ... r-5015391/

This fella reminds me more of Lee Chapman than Le Chapman ever could........£25m? Shove it up your pipe !


He certainly wouldn't be on my list of transfer targets either, but what I don't understand is why he could now be a target when he wasn't a target last summer when everybody knew that he was up for sale :?
Mind you if you look at the two other stories on the right side of the page (messi £500m on way to chavs & monkeyboy going to manure for £150m), it should tell us everything we need to know about the credibility of that rag :roll:

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augie wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/09/arsenal-c ... r-5015391/

This fella reminds me more of Lee Chapman than Le Chapman ever could........£25m? Shove it up your pipe !


He certainly wouldn't be on my list of transfer targets either, but what I don't understand is why he could now be a target when he wasn't a target last summer when everybody knew that he was up for sale :?
Mind you if you look at the two other stories on the right side of the page (messi £500m on way to chavs & monkeyboy going to manure for £150m), it should tell us everything we need to know about the credibility of that rag :roll:
Exactly - everyone knows Messi is coming here for £600m

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Polish media report that Arsenal's 2nd bid for Bielik was €1m + €1m after a certain amount of apps for the 1st team. Legia want €3m up front
7:21pm - 9 Jan 15

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