MAN CITY THREAD

[OneBardGooner]

I just hope we don't get raped again.

I know there may be some who think it will help bring Wenker's departure closer, but I have come to the conclusion that whether we Win,Lose or Draw any/all games - he will only go when it suits him and the wiggycunt.

[DB10GOONER]

I just hope we don't get raped again.

I know there may be some who think it will help bring Wenker's departure closer, but I have come to the conclusion that whether we Win,Lose or Draw any/all games - he will only go when it suits him.

I've corrected that slightly, mate. I've said for years; hoping we lose in some forlorn hope it speeds up his departure is a waste of time. Modern Arsenal belongs to Arsene and he will decide when he leaves and, even more terrifying, who replaces him...

[mcdowell42]

The lesbian nasri is out for 3 weeks injured.

[DB10GOONER]

The lesbian nasri is out for 3 weeks injured.

A broken vagina apparently...

[Yankee_Gooner_Dandee]

"Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri has been ruled out for 3 weeks for what the club is diagnosing as a yeast infection. When asked about his midfielder being ruled out because of vaginal problems, Manchester City manager Manuel Peligrini responded by saying, "What is there to do? They told me he has a problem with his pussy so there's nothing to say."

[DB10GOONER]

"Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri has been ruled out for 3 weeks for what the club is diagnosing as a yeast infection. When asked about his midfielder being ruled out because of vaginal problems, Manchester City manager Manuel Peligrini responded by saying, "What is there to do? They told me he has a problem with his pussy so there's nothing to say."

You can add all the fancy medical terms you want but a broken vagina is still a broken vagina.

[DB10GOONER]

A song for Sunday? To the tune of "We love you Arsenal, we do!"

How’s your pussy, Nasri?
How’s your pussy, Nasri?
How’s your puuuussy, Nas-ri?!!
Oh Nasri how’s your vadge!

[BFG4]

A song for Sunday? To the tune of "We love you Arsenal, we do!"

How’s your pussy, Nasri?
How’s your pussy, Nasri?
How’s your puuuussy, Nas-ri?!!
Oh Nasri how’s your vadge!

Stop this sort of talk, or you will end up explaining yourself like this fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VN4jqrSR0M

[falkirk goon]

Citeh are 4/5 at corals

What financial institution would practically double your money in 90 minutes? Lump

5/6 at both corals and hills now

[OneBardGooner]

The lesbian nasri is out for 3 weeks injured.

A broken vagina apparently...

That's a polite way of saying he is a broken *word censored* !

[clockender1]

Wenger - " we have the maturity to beat City".....

what the fuck does that even mean ????? - what, the players are old enough to take the bus ?



what a knob head.

[Ed Hunter The Gooner]

Wenger - " we have the maturity to beat City".....

what the fuck does that even mean ????? - what, the players are old enough to take the bus ?



what a knob head.

Oh my Jesus, can it be that his players are finally coming to an age?????

Edit: Oh and we will be beaten tomorrow. It's hard to think any other possibility unfortunately.

[SteveO 35]

Now I know that SQ Bielik is in the squad I have changed my mind.

6-1 to the Arsenal

[OneBardGooner]

I just wish the game was today instead of tomorrow so we can get the hiding over with and get on with our fight for fifth or sixth place....


Scenario 1. We score early doors through a mesmerising piece of wizardry and individual skill by the divinely gifted ALEXXIIIIISS SAAAANCHEEEEZZ!...they then equalise just before half-time - then they come out and steam roller us and we end up losing 5 - 1....in the post match interviews - Pellegrini says " we could see their sole threat was through Alexis - so we closed him down nullified their attacks and used other tactics to stretch the game and their defence.....The same reporter then interviews Clueless and when he mentions the term tactics his eyes glaze over and his brow creases up - He then says "what izz zees tacky ticks yu speek orf?"

Scenario 2. They bumhole us from the whistle and we lose 5 - 1 - Post match interview Clueless mentions something about handbrakes (on the team bus I presum) and lack of focus (I'm guessing that would be by the driver....)

[franksav63]

I predict a high scoring defeat. 4-2 I reckon!

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