Gabriel signs!

[OneBardGooner]

Paulista ! Whoa Whoa Whoa
He came from Villarreal
Now he plays for THE Arsenal

[Midz]

Hope he plays better than he interviews

[augie]

Campbell also signs a new contract

An absolutely baffling decision.....signing arteta to a 1 year extension makes more sense than signing a guy that the manager rarely uses

[defleppardisking]

Yessssss we have signed Gabriel Batistuta!!! I'm so fuckinn happy. Wait a minute.

[officepest]

Campbell also signs a new contract

An absolutely baffling decision.....signing arteta to a 1 year extension makes more sense than signing a guy that the manager rarely uses

I imagine Wenger believes it will keep his value up.

[hugh jardon]

Never heard of him. Will he be any good or just another awful modern day Arsenal defender to join the likes of Eboue, Santos, Silvestre, Squillaci, Cygan, Stephanovs etc

[northbank123]

Campbell also signs a new contract

An absolutely baffling decision.....signing arteta to a 1 year extension makes more sense than signing a guy that the manager rarely uses

Yeah but if we don't give him a new deal how else is he going to become the next Carlos Vela?

Speaking of which apparently Wellington Silva has a work permit for next season for us. So look forward to seeing the talent that has seen him bag an astonishing 9 goals in 98 matches on loan at a variety of tinpot Spanish clubs.

[Nuggets]

I hope he is the beast of a player we need a real mean machine enforcer, a no nonsense player that will put the fear of God into the opposition.

[DB10GOONER]

If only we had a brazilian post op tranny dwarf mod to tell us if he was any good. Midget goat fucker.

Yeah where is she?

Her operation didn't go so well. Apparently the new vagina that the doc crafted for her was a tad on the "roomy" side. At present I can't confirm local media reports that a small child has gone missing up what frightened locals are calling the Brazilian Slop Canyon.

[goonersid]

looks a bit like Shane Macgowan with teeth, Paulista I mean not BG

[TheCook]

Looks like a proper mean bastard ; hope he is very dirty with it too ; all elbows and sly kicks off the ball, and a bit of a nasty cheat.

Happy he is an ugly fucker too ; not interested in pretty boy defenders.

[franksav63]

Looks like a proper mean bastard ; hope he is very dirty with it too ; all elbows and sly kicks off the ball, and a bit of a nasty cheat.

Happy he is an ugly fucker too ; not interested in pretty boy defenders.

Agree, he's a right ugly bastard a bit like a Brazilian OneBard, hope he's a right hard, mean bastard, welcome!

[DB10GOONER]

Looks like a proper mean bastard ; hope he is very dirty with it too ; all elbows and sly kicks off the ball, and a bit of a nasty cheat.

Happy he is an ugly fucker too ; not interested in pretty boy defenders.

Agree, he's a right ugly bastard a bit like a Brazilian OneBard, hope he's a right hard, mean bastard, welcome!

Hang on!! He's not a dwarf is he??!!!

[Arsenal Till I Die]

Looks to be a good signing. Spanish mate of mine (despite being a Malaga fan) says he has all the hallmarks of being a top CB and should work well with Kos.

[Theoperator]

The angel Gabriel from Villareal came
With skills as Tony Adams, with eyes as flame:
"youll never get past him you chavs and scum neever,
Most highly skilled player." Gloria!

Old carol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcMwmCcRxXA

Gloooooria