Gabriel signs!

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franksav63 wrote:
TheCook wrote:Looks like a proper mean bastard ; hope he is very dirty with it too ; all elbows and sly kicks off the ball, and a bit of a nasty cheat.

Happy he is an ugly fucker too ; not interested in pretty boy defenders.
Agree, he's a right ugly bastard a bit like a Brazilian OneBard, :wink: hope he's a right hard, mean bastard, welcome!
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Oh! and you can take your Velvet Tracksuit with you! :box: :wink:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
TheCook wrote:Looks like a proper mean bastard ; hope he is very dirty with it too ; all elbows and sly kicks off the ball, and a bit of a nasty cheat.

Happy he is an ugly fucker too ; not interested in pretty boy defenders.
Agree, he's a right ugly bastard a bit like a Brazilian OneBard, :wink: hope he's a right hard, mean bastard, welcome!
Hang on!! He's not a dwarf is he??!!! :banghead:


:-P :wink:
You couldn't let it go could you.....You just couldn't let it rest.....a little nudge from a Velvet Wearing Midget who is now so Fat around the waist he resembles a Bowling Ball with Ronnie Corbett legs..he doesn't run he "Waddles" - Like Santos. :-P
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how many weeks before he's fit enough to play ?

surely wenger hasn't signed fully fit player has he ? :shock:

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clockender1 wrote:how many weeks before he's fit enough to play ?

surely wenger hasn't signed fully fit player has he ? :shock:
I wonder if Paulista knows yet, that Wenger doesn't 'do tactics' that it's all just a jumbled mess that the players have to sort out once the whistle goes.

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mcdowell42 wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... oy-5068018

Just for you clockender
i will believ when i see it :wink:

is it just me or were these two separated at birth :

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Meep from American Horror Story.

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Gabriel Paulista

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OneBardGooner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
TheCook wrote:Looks like a proper mean bastard ; hope he is very dirty with it too ; all elbows and sly kicks off the ball, and a bit of a nasty cheat.

Happy he is an ugly fucker too ; not interested in pretty boy defenders.
Agree, he's a right ugly bastard a bit like a Brazilian OneBard, :wink: hope he's a right hard, mean bastard, welcome!
Hang on!! He's not a dwarf is he??!!! :banghead:


:-P :wink:
You couldn't let it go could you.....You just couldn't let it rest.....a little nudge from a Velvet Wearing Midget who is now so Fat around the waist he resembles a Bowling Ball with Ronnie Corbett legs..he doesn't run he "Waddles" - Like Santos. :-P
:lol: :lol:

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Jesus fucking cycling Christ! Spudmasher - what have you done to your missus, mate??!! :shock:





:D :wink: :wink:

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clockender1 wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... oy-5068018

Just for you clockender
i will believ when i see it :wink:

is it just me or were these two separated at birth :

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Gabriel Paulista

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That's not meep that pepper :roll: :)

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Apparently he doesn't speak a word of English either according to Wenger.

Hope they teach him something before his first game, "Clear it!", at least

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Or:

(The Arsenal Players to Paulista)

"See that *word censored* on the touchline waving his arms about - Well we ignore him and do it this way!" :barscarf:

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I'll give the lad the benefit of the doubt I mean just because he hasn't played any international matches doesn't mean he isn't good enough, look at some of those we have who are established internationals and aren't that good :lol:

Welcome to the Gooners lad, get in there hard and no ducking :barscarf:

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Great addition to the squad hope he settles in well

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Would like to see this lad get a run against Leicester tomorrow, i think our other 2 CDs need someone nipping at their heels and this might be a nice game to start his AFC career on :rubchin:

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