I could have carnal knowledge of Jessica Alba… (28/4)

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I could have carnal knowledge of Jessica Alba… (28/4)

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http://www.onlinegooner.com/editorial/index.php?id=110

usual thread starter… my last before I’m effectively offline until late Friday.

So, what do you reckon of my chances with the quintet of lovelies…

Ok then, I’ll rephrase that. If someone offered to bet you £1000 against a tenner that Arsenal could not win the league, would you risk the tenner? Odds are probably higher than 100-1 at the bookies.

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Clearly the Mancs and Chavs will be deducted about 15 points each for the end of match aggro by the FA. So I figure the League title is already ours.
The only question that remains therefore is will we presented with the trophy at the Everton game do you think? :D :D :D

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Coral are giving 100/1 and I am going to put a pound on it :lol: 8)

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I though I was the only deluded fool! I wasn't going to admit to anyone that I stuck a tenner on the lads, after the game on saturday, at 175-1!!! (paddypower)

we'll probably go and draw tonight!!

i think it does put into perspective how close we have come.

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Post by Kanubayor 25 »

Glad to know I'm not the only nutjob secretly harbouring 'what if' thoughts, not daring to utter them to another soul for being denounced a complete loon.

Because I can very realistically see United slipping up to West Ham and Chelsea failing to collect 3 points up on Tyneside. I can even see a desperate Bolton scrambling a point or more at Stamford Bridge.

BUT the one I really really can't see is United failing to win against Steve Bruce's Wigan!

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Kev's finally realised that sex sells and he's now shamelessly resorted to randomly including pictures of half-naked ladies in online editorials.

Fantastic! More of the same please!

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It works! :lol:

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tonysaunders wrote:Kev's finally realised that sex sells and he's now shamelessly resorted to randomly including pictures of half-naked ladies in online editorials.

Fantastic! More of the same please!

randomly? pic was entirely within the context of the article. currently sitting in car piggybacking somebody's unsecured wifi signal to check for urgent emails and i can't stay away from checking the forum :roll:

normal service resumed next week!

thanks to everyone for putting time into posting pieces in my absence, whether successfully or not! :wink:

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