Arsenal v the Victims Sat 4th April 12:45pm

[OneBardGooner]

Internationals over, thank fuck for that. Bring on some real football!!!

UP THE GUNNERS!!!

There are similarities between Ingerland and Us though Flash - Woy and Wenger are both useless.

[xgtdec]

I'd have to admit given the recent air travel disaster...and the fact that 2 ryanair lads clipped each others wings in dublin this morning...im not looking forward to flying on Saturday, im a Valium flyer at the best of times....stupid early flights!!!

[DB10GOONER]

I'd have to admit given the recent air travel disaster...and the fact that 2 ryanair lads clipped each others wings in dublin this morning...im not looking forward to flying on Saturday, im a Valium flyer at the best of times....stupid early flights!!!

After my near death experience flying out of Brussels after the CL final in 2006 I've been a 10 pints and 4 vodkas type flyer myself. Unless the wife and kids are with me on hols and then it's sober and very very ready to die in that fucking big flying coffin where one simple error kills every fucker on board...

Used to love flying too tbh. Just takes that one bad flight to cure you of any love you might have of flying through the air at 800mph in a big, heavier than air, steel coffin possibly piloted by a suicidal or drug addicted fucktard....



I feel I have covered this ground before...


... the way the body parts will cover the ground if that big fucking flying death trap breaks up at altitude....

[xgtdec]

I'd have to admit given the recent air travel disaster...and the fact that 2 ryanair lads clipped each others wings in dublin this morning...im not looking forward to flying on Saturday, im a Valium flyer at the best of times....stupid early flights!!!

After my near death experience flying out of Brussels after the CL final in 2006 I've been a 10 pints and 4 vodkas type flyer myself. Unless the wife and kids are with me on hols and then it's sober and very very ready to die in that fucking big flying coffin where one simple error kills every fucker on board...

Used to love flying too tbh. Just takes that one bad flight to cure you of any love you might have of flying through the air at 800mph in a big, heavier than air, steel coffin possibly piloted by a suicidal or drug addicted fucktard....



I feel I have covered this ground before...


... the way the body parts will cover the ground if that big fucking flying death trap breaks up at altitude....

Eh...was hoping for more of a "cheer up pal you'll be fine, life is worth living cause your cock touches the floor while you also have a regular length set of legs"

No wonder i need the emergency seats....

[SPUDMASHER]

I've never worried about flying. I've probably taken about 200 flights in the last couple of years for work. I fly somewhere on average once a week. I've obviously been lucky as I've never had a bad delay (more than a couple of hours) or turbulence that was bad enough to stop them serving free alcohol
I did have a loony lady pilot once flying BA from heathrow to Newcastle. Even I could see from the window that her approach was too steep. We landed with an almighty thump but the best bit was the cabin managers announcement who stated that "you may have noticed that we've landed, welcome to Newcastle".

[OneBardGooner]

I've never worried about flying. I've probably taken about 200 flights in the last couple of years for work. I fly somewhere on average once a week. I've obviously been lucky as I've never had a bad delay (more than a couple of hours) or turbulence that was bad enough to stop them serving free alcohol
I did have a loony lady pilot once flying BA from heathrow to Newcastle. Even I could see from the window that her approach was too steep. We landed with an almighty thump but the best bit was the cabin managers announcement who stated that "you may have noticed that we've landed, welcome to Newcastle".

Bloody Women Drivers!

[DB10GOONER]

I've never worried about flying. I've probably taken about 200 flights in the last couple of years for work. I fly somewhere on average once a week. I've obviously been lucky as I've never had a bad delay (more than a couple of hours) or turbulence that was bad enough to stop them serving free alcohol
I did have a loony lady pilot once flying BA from heathrow to Newcastle. Even I could see from the window that her approach was too steep. We landed with an almighty thump but the best bit was the cabin managers announcement who stated that "you may have noticed that we've landed, welcome to Newcastle".

I used to genuinely love flying. Flew all round the world, Oireland to Australia and back on 4 occasions, Australia to Saudi, Oireland to Cyprus, dozens and of flights from Dublin to places like London, Paris, Manchester, Brum, GiroLand, Portugal, Denmark, Spain etc etc and even though a couple of those flights were dodgy with turbulence and slammer landings I still enjoyed them all.

Until Brussels.

Absolutely 100% totally thought I was gonna die. It's a very strange type of sensation tbh. The whole plane was full of sobbing women and screams and very scared looking air hostesses. Even the captain sounded fucked when he announced we were up and safe. Drank myself fucking legless on the rest of that flight. Now I fucking hate flying. Still do it because I have to and I refuse to give in but it's a mare.

[arseofacrow]

I've never worried about flying. I've probably taken about 200 flights in the last couple of years for work. I fly somewhere on average once a week. I've obviously been lucky as I've never had a bad delay (more than a couple of hours) or turbulence that was bad enough to stop them serving free alcohol
I did have a loony lady pilot once flying BA from heathrow to Newcastle. Even I could see from the window that her approach was too steep. We landed with an almighty thump but the best bit was the cabin managers announcement who stated that "you may have noticed that we've landed, welcome to Newcastle".

I used to genuinely love flying. Flew all round the world, Oireland to Australia and back on 4 occasions, Australia to Saudi, Oireland to Cyprus, dozens and of flights from Dublin to places like London, Paris, Manchester, Brum, GiroLand, Portugal, Denmark, Spain etc etc and even though a couple of those flights were dodgy with turbulence and slammer landings I still enjoyed them all.

Until Brussels.

Absolutely 100% totally thought I was gonna die. It's a very strange type of sensation tbh. The whole plane was full of sobbing women and screams and very scared looking air hostesses. Even the captain sounded fucked when he announced we were up and safe. Drank myself fucking legless on the rest of that flight. Now I fucking hate flying. Still do it because I have to and I refuse to give in but it's a mare.

I feel like drinking every time I read this story.

[Top Londoner]

I've never worried about flying. I've probably taken about 200 flights in the last couple of years for work. I fly somewhere on average once a week. I've obviously been lucky as I've never had a bad delay (more than a couple of hours) or turbulence that was bad enough to stop them serving free alcohol
I did have a loony lady pilot once flying BA from heathrow to Newcastle. Even I could see from the window that her approach was too steep. We landed with an almighty thump but the best bit was the cabin managers announcement who stated that "you may have noticed that we've landed, welcome to Newcastle".

I used to genuinely love flying. Flew all round the world, Oireland to Australia and back on 4 occasions, Australia to Saudi, Oireland to Cyprus, dozens and of flights from Dublin to places like London, Paris, Manchester, Brum, GiroLand, Portugal, Denmark, Spain etc etc and even though a couple of those flights were dodgy with turbulence and slammer landings I still enjoyed them all.

Until Brussels.

Absolutely 100% totally thought I was gonna die. It's a very strange type of sensation tbh. The whole plane was full of sobbing women and screams and very scared looking air hostesses. Even the captain sounded fucked when he announced we were up and safe. Drank myself fucking legless on the rest of that flight. Now I fucking hate flying. Still do it because I have to and I refuse to give in but it's a mare.

Try flying to Israel then.
Each landing is greeted with whoops of joy and loud clapping. Just like it was a miracle that the pilot
got lucky.

I start singing Hava Nagila 20 minutes before the decent, and I'm not Jewish.

QUAAARRRTTTZZZ !!!!!!!!!!






WENGER OUT

[OneBardGooner]

Flying Schmying - None of you fuckerrs have had a bad flight till this cunnt takes charge of the cockpit...

[GranadaJoe]

Since when did Wenger have a pilot's licence?

[SPUDMASHER]

Flying into Banjul is one landing I'll never forget. Proper dodgy that one and the airport was just as bad after we arrived. They don't call it a shedport for nothing.

It wasn't owing to flying but I know exactly what you mean about genuinely thinking you are about to die. I experienced that last year and it is the strangest feeling.

[mcdowell42]

If you're time is up ,your time is up ,you can't do anything about it.




Happy flying

[Theoperator]

If you're time is up ,your time is up ,you can't do anything about it.

Jeez mate, were you the psychologist that tried to cure DB10 (The real one )

a subtle dose of therapy if ever I read it

[wilko49er]

Wifey is a trollie dollie in the old days was lucky enough to go up front for landings and take offs. Landing in Places like Gibraltar or Madeira with short runways with water at either end, or airports on stilts with a drop either end. You either like flying or you shit yourself...end off.