Let's All Laugh At Man Utd! (Merged thread)

[Bradywasking]

Former united player Darren Fletcher said too many teams in the past went to Old Trafford beaten before kick off. Also would add in too many referees went to Old Trafford afraid. Van Gaal is becoming a bit like Rodgers, talking up their failings as achievement (God that sounds familiar). "We had nine shots on target" said Brenda , yes but you lost 1-0 at Hull. Van Gaal was the same yesterday.

[Riotof91]

Im still trying to figure out why, when he had two prolific strikers in Rooney and RVP on the pitch, van Gaal insisted on playing Fellaini at centre forward?

They've got him at the stage that an old manager starts going bizarre. Long may it continue.

[StuartL]

Former united player Darren Fletcher said too many teams in the past went to Old Trafford beaten before kick off. Also would add in too many referees went to Old Trafford afraid. Van Gaal is becoming a bit like Rodgers, talking up their failings as achievement (God that sounds familiar). "We had nine shots on target" said Brenda , yes but you lost 1-0 at Hull. Van Gaal was the same yesterday.

Just it till they have illusionary dominance then you will know he is clutching at straws.

[OneBardGooner]

Pulis is a cunnt - but he did a job on the mancscum yesterday!

WHOOOO HOOOOOO!

[SteveO 35]

Poor old Van Judas has been stripped of his penalty taking duties too......oh dear, how the mighty have fallen

[northbank123]

Poor old Van Judas has been stripped of his penalty taking duties too......oh dear, how the mighty have fallen

I only glanced at the article quickly but from the looks of it basically van Gaal said that as soon as a player misses a penalty they go straight to the 'back of the queue' - just another example of what a clever clever man he is.

If Liverpool didn't have Chelsea away United would be under tremendous pressure going to Palace - three losses on the bounce and if they lose that one you wouldn't fancy them against us. Even as it is it's hard to see them getting the one win they need!

[Bradywasking]

Lucky fucking scumbags tonight

[RespectTheUmlaut]

Needed them to lose for £100. Unfortunately, they cheated their way to victory.

Death, taxes, United cheating relentlessly... I guess there's only a few certainties in life.

[armchair]

Needed them to lose for £100. Unfortunately, they cheated their way to victory.

Death, taxes, United cheating relentlessly... I guess there's only a few certainties in life.

Nurses mate. Dont forget nurses. Nailed on certainty that at some stage you will bang a nurse.

[Theoperator]

Nurses mate. Dont forget nurses. Nailed on certainty that at some stage you will bang a nurse.

Do midwives count

That push by Falcoa for the second goal was terrible, really the fighting that goes on for corners these days is as bad as it can get- its not difficult to stop it, but expecting a lino and a ref to have a hope of conducting a fair corner these days is pretty futile.

[DB10GOONER]

I'm still enjoying laughing at these cúnts, and will do so right up until Grannyshagger takes his usual dive and is given his usual penno against us by some spineless fucking jobsworth of a referee.

At that point the laughter ends and the spree killing begins bitches.

[augie]

I'm still enjoying laughing at these cúnts, and will do so right up until Grannyshagger takes his usual dive and is given his usual penno against us by some spineless fucking jobsworth of a referee.

At that point the laughter ends and the spree killing begins bitches.

Mike Dean. Mike fcuking Dean. Again

[DB10GOONER]

I'm still enjoying laughing at these cúnts, and will do so right up until Grannyshagger takes his usual dive and is given his usual penno against us by some spineless fucking jobsworth of a referee.

At that point the laughter ends and the spree killing begins bitches.

Mike Dean. Mike fcuking Dean. Again

To quote the late (sorry, that's the other thread ) great John McEnroe;

You. Cannot. Be. Fucking. Serious.

[OneBardGooner]

The Outcome of Sunday's game may well decide who gets 4th...But more importantly it WILL decide the fate of this thread....if we lose then they will be laughing at us and this thread should be burnt at the stake along with the person who started it...If we win then the thread can stay and all is forgiven...and we get to laugh at those hateful cuntts - the first time proper in a long long time...

simple really

[OneBardGooner]

Nurses mate. Dont forget nurses. Nailed on certainty that at some stage you will bang a nurse.

Do midwives count

That push by Falcoa for the second goal was terrible, really the fighting that goes on for corners these days is as bad as it can get- its not difficult to stop it, but expecting a lino and a ref to have a hope of conducting a fair corner these days is pretty futile.

Holy jeeeezzuss are you saying you nailed the mid-wife when she came to assist your missus in delivering your child ?