Breath Testing at Football

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Re: Breath Testing at Football

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DB10GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:you've forgotten what DB10 is like on a night out :lol:
:lol:

:shock:

The same DB10 that was up drinking until 4am, caught a 6:25am flight to London to play in the Gooner/Mackem fans game and was as good as any of the other shite :wink: we put on the pitch (with the exception of our brilliant keeper who kept the scoreline down to 5-1) that day? :shock:

That DB10? :rubchin:

Fuck you Dwarfslop.



:lol: :wink:
was that the Frank's tracksuit game?

:shock: :barscarf:

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arseofacrow wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:you've forgotten what DB10 is like on a night out :lol:
:lol:

:shock:

The same DB10 that was up drinking until 4am, caught a 6:25am flight to London to play in the Gooner/Mackem fans game and was as good as any of the other shite :wink: we put on the pitch (with the exception of our brilliant keeper who kept the scoreline down to 5-1) that day? :shock:

That DB10? :rubchin:

Fuck you Dwarfslop.



:lol: :wink:
was that the Frank's tracksuit game?

:shock: :barscarf:


Indeed it was and believe me DB10 was nowhere near as good as the rest of the "shite" team - umpa lumpa was still intoxicated from the night before and probably didnt even realise that we were losing :roll: :wink:
If it is the same match then I dont think that spuddy was in goals though - I do recall catching the last 5 mins of the first game against the mackems, and I arrived just in time to see spuddy chipped from 6yds out......in a 5 a side fcuking goals :lol: :lol:

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augie wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:you've forgotten what DB10 is like on a night out :lol:
:lol:

:shock:

The same DB10 that was up drinking until 4am, caught a 6:25am flight to London to play in the Gooner/Mackem fans game and was as good as any of the other shite :wink: we put on the pitch (with the exception of our brilliant keeper who kept the scoreline down to 5-1) that day? :shock:

That DB10? :rubchin:

Fuck you Dwarfslop.



:lol: :wink:
was that the Frank's tracksuit game?

:shock: :barscarf:


Indeed it was and believe me DB10 was nowhere near as good as the rest of the "shite" team - umpa lumpa was still intoxicated from the night before and probably didnt even realise that we were losing :roll: :wink:
If it is the same match then I dont think that spuddy was in goals though - I do recall catching the last 5 mins of the first game against the mackems, and I arrived just in time to see spuddy chipped from 6yds out......in a 5 a side fcuking goals :lol: :lol:
Far be it for me to hit you with the recriminations, but yes even sloppy holed drunk I was still as good as my more, shall we say, sober comrades. :lol: :wink:

A couple of facts;

It was that tracksuit game. :oops: :lol:

Spuddy was "injured" (is obesity an injury? :rubchin: Maybe it is to Ewoks? :wink: ) so he ran the line (and called me offside whilst clean through when I was practically level, the fucking idiot!! :wink: ).

Lefty missed a header, I hit their fat defender with a volley and augie hit the post when through on an open goal from 6 yards - all because the sun reflected off augie's big bald head and blinded us. Even himself! :shock: :wink:

I was vaguely aware we were losing at about the 75th minute when I started to sober up. 8)

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That was the second game . We only lost 2-0 in the first game. And whilst you were neglecting your defensive duties we went 5- 1 down in the second game before you realised that you had your sons boots on. And you only noticed that because they were too big. :D

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SPUDMASHER wrote:That was the second game . We only lost 2-0 in the first game. And whilst you were neglecting your defensive duties we went 5- 1 down in the second game before you realised that you had your sons boots on. And you only noticed that because they were too big. :D
:lol:

That was obviously addressed to Fwank The Brown Tracksuited Ewok. :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:That was the second game . We only lost 2-0 in the first game. And whilst you were neglecting your defensive duties we went 5- 1 down in the second game before you realised that you had your sons boots on. And you only noticed that because they were too big. :D
:lol:

That was obviously addressed to Fwank The Brown Tracksuited Ewok. :lol: :wink:


Couldnt be frank.....he was subbed after two minutes :lol: :lol:

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augie wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:That was the second game . We only lost 2-0 in the first game. And whilst you were neglecting your defensive duties we went 5- 1 down in the second game before you realised that you had your sons boots on. And you only noticed that because they were too big. :D
:lol:

That was obviously addressed to Fwank The Brown Tracksuited Ewok. :lol: :wink:


Couldnt be frank.....he was subbed after two minutes :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:

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Ahh tracksuit-gate 8)

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Now Mcdonalds are getting in on it. Where will it stop!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -test.html

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Knowing the utter shite they serve up under the pretence of being food, I'd say he had a lucky escape

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n7gooner wrote:Now Mcdonalds are getting in on it. Where will it stop!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -test.html
If they're going to breath test people at 2 in the morning they might as well just close at ten. Who the fuck goes for a McDonald's at 2am if they aren't pissed?

Getting sick of the way the world is going mind, sick of the majority being punished because a few people are fucking idiots. So because a few bellends cause trouble in McDonald's no one can go in pissed, because a few bellends cause trouble at football no one can go in pissed, because a few bellends cause trouble on trains to matches we get "dry" trains every time we play in London, no one can drink (legally) on a bus to a game, it's fucking pathetic.

Here's an idea, how about having harsher punishnents for the aforementioned bellends when they're caught being bellends and let the rest of us get on with our lives and let us have a fucking drink when we want one. Sunderland games and McDonald's, two things I will never partake of sober, are they fucking mental, I'd love to see whoever came up with the idea try and endure a season of Sunderland with less than 3 pints in them, sharp change their tune

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safcftm wrote:
n7gooner wrote:Now Mcdonalds are getting in on it. Where will it stop!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -test.html
If they're going to breath test people at 2 in the morning they might as well just close at ten. Who the fuck goes for a McDonald's at 2am if they aren't pissed?

Getting sick of the way the world is going mind, sick of the majority being punished because a few people are fucking idiots. So because a few bellends cause trouble in McDonald's no one can go in pissed, because a few bellends cause trouble at football no one can go in pissed, because a few bellends cause trouble on trains to matches we get "dry" trains every time we play in London, no one can drink (legally) on a bus to a game, it's fucking pathetic.

Here's an idea, how about having harsher punishnents for the aforementioned bellends when they're caught being bellends and let the rest of us get on with our lives and let us have a fucking drink when we want one. Sunderland games and McDonald's, two things I will never partake of sober, are they fucking mental, I'd love to see whoever came up with the idea try and endure a season of Sunderland with less than 3 pints in them, sharp change their tune
Well said. 8)

This (banning drink and breathalysing people) is a typical sweeping the shit under the carpet approach. Why bother addressing the real problem (idiots that can't hold their booze) when you can take the lazy approach and just ban everything? If the fuckwits that cause trouble when drunk were punished properly then the rest of the world that can drink and have a laugh could enjoy doing just that.

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