The 2015 Transfer Rumours Thread

[gp543]

Superagent Muzzy Ozcan (who?), says Arsenal are set to announce the signing of the season in the next few days.

Anyone heard anything?

Or know who he is??

Apparently he represents Cavani, Giroud, Fekir, Debuchy, and a few others. Jury is out on how much of a professional bullshitter he is.

Cavani coming to ours and Giroud fucking off would suit me fine. Although rumours are going round about us bidding for Mr big game bottler himself, Higuain. He would fit in perfectly with our bunch.

Cavani has been shit in every single match of his I've watched (which is quite a few in the past year). I don't get what the fuss is about. Would much prefer Lacazette, Aubameyang or Benzema.

[Supagoon]

No idea what a Muzzy Ozcan is but we might as well get over exited about 'Player X'

if Player X is who I think it is, we are well and truly going to back in the big time.

Imagine a line up of Ozil, Sanchez, Ramsey and Player X. Lol at everyone who doubted Arsene.

Long live Arsene Wenger

[rodders999]

Is Player X anything to Malcolm X?

[officepest]

Superagent Muzzy Ozcan (who?), says Arsenal are set to announce the signing of the season in the next few days.

Anyone heard anything?

Or know who he is??

I heard that the player is Reus.

Due to advances in science and stuff, we have genetically grown the world’s first super-player:

He has Maradona’s left foot, Garrincha’s right, Crouch’s heading ability, Valeron’s first touch and David Icke’s cock.

[MrT]

Superagent Muzzy Ozcan (who?), says Arsenal are set to announce the signing of the season in the next few days.

Anyone heard anything?

Or know who he is??

Apparently he represents Cavani, Giroud, Fekir, Debuchy, and a few others. Jury is out on how much of a professional bullshitter he is.

Cavani coming to ours and Giroud fucking off would suit me fine. Although rumours are going round about us bidding for Mr big game bottler himself, Higuain. He would fit in perfectly with our bunch.

Cavani has been shit in every single match of his I've watched (which is quite a few in the past year). I don't get what the fuss is about. Would much prefer Lacazette, Aubameyang or Benzema.

Then you would have seen him mostly playing 2nd fiddle to Zlatan and shunted onto the wing a lot of the time. A far superior striker than anything we have and would gladly take him if it meant benching Giroud. He's struggled at times mainly due to Blanc's poor coaching. 56 goals in 96 appearances is not too shoddy either.

Benzema would be ideal, although as was mentioned, he is class when he is in the mood.

[Midz]

Looking forward to the revelation of player X

[Midz]

We could do with signing player Y too, to be able to mount a serious title challenge.

[rodders999]

He thinks you're a cuuuuunt
He thinks you're a cuuuuuuuuuuuunt
The little boy inside you
He thinks you're a C.U.N.T.

Fuck off to Turkey you vermin bastard.

[Block93]

We could do with signing player Y too, to be able to mount a serious title challenge.

You seriously think we're going to sign Player X or even Y?

You're well off the pace with that, as neither commands f*** all wedge in the rip-off shirt kiosk in the Armoury.

Now if you said we're after Alexander Zymkluhmochizski from Locomotiv Moscow reserves you'd build yourself a lot more credibility.

That's why Vidal was a non-starter. Only five (paying) letters.

[Supagoon]

only £71 from the club shop

nuff said

[Bradywasking]

Superagent Muzzy Ozcan (who?), says Arsenal are set to announce the signing of the season in the next few days.

Anyone heard anything?

Or know who he is??

I heard that the player is Reus.

Due to advances in science and stuff, we have genetically grown the world’s first super-player:

He has Maradona’s left foot, Garrincha’s right, Crouch’s heading ability, Valeron’s first touch and David Icke’s cock.

and Abou Diaby's injury curse..

[green gooner]

Superagent Muzzy Ozcan (who?), says Arsenal are set to announce the signing of the season in the next few days.

Anyone heard anything?

Or know who he is??

I heard that the player is Reus.

Can you clarify where you heard that from?

[officepest]

only £71 from the club shop

nuff said

I thought this was our new Brazilian midfielder:



You have probably let the genie out of the bottle with this.....

[OneBardGooner]

Looking forward to the revelation of player X

Well I think some clarity is called for here..the players name is not "X" per se...It's just that he cannot read or write and so that is his signature..

[OneBardGooner]

We could do with signing player Y too, to be able to mount a serious title challenge.

But Why? would we sign player "Y" ?