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rodders999 wrote:What if Sarah Roberts didn't tell me to go fuck myself when I asked her out when we were 9? Would I be less depraved in 2015? Probably not
Please confirm that you were indeed both 9 at the same time.
Yes. I would like to think she considers me the one that got away
rodders999 wrote:What if Sarah Roberts didn't tell me to go fuck myself when I asked her out when we were 9? Would I be less depraved in 2015? Probably not
Is she still single by any chance
Although I cannot 100% conirim that (due to an ongoing restraining order),the information I've gathered from going thorough her bins seems to suggest she's getting a rogering quite often.
rodders999 wrote:What if Sarah Roberts didn't tell me to go fuck myself when I asked her out when we were 9? Would I be less depraved in 2015? Probably not
Just so that we've got a benchmark Rodders........Natalie Sawyer or Sarah Roberts? One choice
rodders999 wrote:What if Sarah Roberts didn't tell me to go fuck myself when I asked her out when we were 9? Would I be less depraved in 2015? Probably not
Just so that we've got a benchmark Rodders........Natalie Sawyer or Sarah Roberts? One choice
Is a threesome out of the question?
They say you never get over your first love but I reckon being balls deep in our Nat would be the perfect remedy for me
rodders999 wrote:What if Sarah Roberts didn't tell me to go fuck myself when I asked her out when we were 9? Would I be less depraved in 2015? Probably not
Just so that we've got a benchmark Rodders........Natalie Sawyer or Sarah Roberts? One choice
Is a threesome out of the question?
They say you never get over your first love but I reckon being balls deep in our Nat would be the perfect remedy for me
Me, you and Sarah Roberts? I dunno mate - would need to see pictures first
Also if it were to happen shortly after we've secured the 4th place trophy after May then you might have to warn the poor girl that it could get messy
rodders999 wrote:What if Sarah Roberts didn't tell me to go fuck myself when I asked her out when we were 9? Would I be less depraved in 2015? Probably not
Please confirm that you were indeed both 9 at the same time.
Yes. I would like to think she considers me the one that should have got put away
rodders999 wrote:What if Sarah Roberts didn't tell me to go fuck myself when I asked her out when we were 9? Would I be less depraved in 2015? Probably not
Is she still single by any chance
Although I cannot 100% conirim that (due to an ongoing restraining order),the information I've gathered from going thorough her bins seems to suggest she's getting a rogering quite often.
rodders999 wrote:What if Sarah Roberts didn't tell me to go fuck myself when I asked her out when we were 9? Would I be less depraved in 2015? Probably not
Just so that we've got a benchmark Rodders........Natalie Sawyer or Sarah Roberts? One choice
Is a threesome out of the question?
They say you never get over your first love but I reckon being balls deep in our Nat would be the perfect remedy for me
Me, you and Sarah Roberts? I dunno mate - would need to see pictures first
Also if it were to happen shortly after we've secured the 4th place trophy after May then you might have to warn the poor girl that it could get messy
Munter is the word that comes to mind for me. She's so forced into those tight fitting clothes that I reckon she'd spill out into a big blob of lard without them.
SPUDMASHER wrote:What's the obsession with Natalie Sawyer?
Munter is the word that comes to mind for me. She's so forced into those tight fitting clothes that I reckon she'd spill out into a big blob of lard without them.
Rodders loves her. As in, full on stalking, wánking into her knicker drawer whilst she's at work, dressing dead women to look like her, obsessive, mental bastard, loves her.
TBH - I've sharked worse back in the day, and she does appear to have a decent set of booba's (though I'd have to see them swinging free of the tit hammock to fully judge them, some tasting would be required as well...) but she ain't top notch on my fuckable meter either.
Our Nat is the online gooner forum patron you mugs and thou shalt not speak ill of her or her massive bangers while on here. There's always grinder if you find she's not causing you to moisten your Y fronts
