What if Bergkamp never scored that goal v newcastle?

[rodders999]

She's about as attractive as a dog turd with cycle tracks in it

Cycle track or cock track you dirty bastard?

[essem]

Was in Amsterdam watching the game when he scored that goal.

[flash gunner]

Did he mean it?

[g88ner]

Did he mean it?

[DB10GOONER]

Did he mean it?

[officepest]

Did he mean it?

I’ve got my doubts about the goal he scored for the Netherlands against Argentina at France ’98 too.

I reckon he was trying to dink it to the far post and just shanked it in. After all, he was shocking in that game until the goal.

[Peeman]

Did he mean it?

People have been banned for less

[DB10GOONER]

Did he mean it?

I’ve got my doubts about the goal he scored for the Netherlands against Argentina at France ’98 too.

I reckon he was trying to dink it to the far post and just shanked it in. After all, he was shocking in that game until the goal.

The one where he took that flukey instant control of Platt's long ball and humiliated that Leicester player by accidentally juggling the ball back over the guy's head and then shinning it into the net?

Always had my doubts about that one too.

[arseofacrow]

I'm having doubts he ever played for us.

[officepest]

Did he mean it?

I’ve got my doubts about the goal he scored for the Netherlands against Argentina at France ’98 too.

I reckon he was trying to dink it to the far post and just shanked it in. After all, he was shocking in that game until the goal.

The one where he took that flukey instant control of Platt's long ball and humiliated that Leicester player by accidentally juggling the ball back over the guy's head and then shinning it into the net?

Always had my doubts about that one too.

What about that 'wonder strike' against the Mackems in the Cup?

Bollocks I reckon.

[officepest]

I'm having doubts he ever played for us.

He? Us? I'm not sure this 'Bergkamp' chap actually exists.

What are these nebulous concepts of which you speak?

I did not see him play for us.

[DB10GOONER]

I think we can all agree then;

Dennis Bergkamp. The poor man's Nicolas Bendtner.

[Herd]

What if I hadn't had that curry last night ?
I wouldn't be stinking the office out this morning like I am.
Funny thing is 2 Indian guys from IT sit behind me and are getting all the dirty looks while I'm polluting the place!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

What if I hadn't had that curry last night ?
I wouldn't be stinking the office out this morning like I am.
Funny thing is 2 Indian guys from IT sit behind me and are getting all the dirty looks while I'm polluting the place!

What are you doing in the office Herd

Are you being reprimanded for dodgy stitching

[DB10GOONER]

What if I hadn't had that curry last night ?
I wouldn't be stinking the office out this morning like I am.
Funny thing is 2 Indian guys from IT sit behind me and are getting all the dirty looks while I'm polluting the place!

What are you doing in the office Herd

Are you being reprimanded for dodgy stitching

That will get me through the day! Top quality, Lefty.