An open letter to all Man Utd â€œfansâ€

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:26 pm

Yevghenny wrote:
you've been? don't you mean you're currently attending? unless that's not the case anymore. Why were you kicked out? sniffing knickers in the changing rooms most likely, something you learnt off Sol in his autobiography no doubt

no hes been today thick shit read it

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:26 pm

midlothian1999 wrote:
Thanks for this piece, mate. Let me add that despite Birmingham's win, it's still fucking painful to recall King Law's goal... his face said it all, really...

Oh dear God. They are running a thread between them now. On our site!! Jaysus, the ManUre sites must be really really bad...

Seriously, there must be at least one site for pubescant dribblings. Go on, have a look. Go on! And then GO to old shatford before it's turned into a giant K-Mart.

Oh well, at least you will all be able to get your microchips handily enough.

Post by **T.S** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:28 pm

krom85 wrote:Tony Tony Tony!

So kindly fuck off sunshine. I will post where I want, when I want.

I and many other United lads are well aware of the ranks of mongs within our support. I don't need you or any other to tell me that. However the difference between us is that we can recognise the muppets within our support, you seem to be incapable of recognising the ones in yours. Don't start being all "high and mighty" about how great Arsenal's support is, as they have more tarquin types than most. The fact is that every top flightclub has these now with the "Skysation" of football. So do me a favour and leave the crap out, and sensibly answer some of the points that have been made by United in this thread.

I'll consider myself told then, shall I? I forgot that this is an "open forum to Man Utd fans". How dare I question your credibility here. I am so sorry for talking up Arsenal's 'support'. I don't know what I was thinking about, going on and on about how well supported we are. You are not at all being hypocritical by asking me to answer your points and then ignoring mine. That never, ever happened. Again, I'm really sorry for ever saying anything that ever disagrees with you. You are not a sad *word censored* who needs to get a life. You shouldn't start posting on Man United forums and I will do everything I can to get the banner at the top to read "an open forum to Man Utd fans, especially the mighty krom85"

Not.

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:29 pm

It's called school has finished flower lol. Obviously your not really sure on school hours, i thought you would be as you probally go pick your boyfriend up from there. At least i have some structure to my life unlike you probally on the dull, smokes, binge drinker and lives off benifits. And you seemed to be stuck in your tracks now that Arsenal did win that game which the sun was wrong on.

midlothian1999 · Post by **midlothian1999** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:30 pm

No worries pal. It's a bit like banging your head on a brick wall round here isn't it. Most of them just don't seem to get it do they? You off Red Issue then? Are you going to Peterbrough/Donny away?

Yeah, if I can convince the missus that her mum's birthday party can be held a day later... but she had always been understanding of my madness, so Peterborough, here I come, will be fun to see the Fergusons chewing gum in the technical area

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Post by **T.S** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:32 pm

Ronaldo*wink* wrote: Yes, well, Henry left you what? A week ago? We've been putting up with your hilarious "man utd fans from Hong Kong" jokes for about 13 years. So if I'm still going on about Henry leaving in 2030, then you've got a point - but for now, wind your neck in Tarquin.

What the fuck is a Tarquin? I'm sorry, I don't understand your crazy Croydon bleating.

Ronaldo*wink* · Post by Ronaldo*wink* » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:33 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
midlothian1999 wrote:
Thanks for this piece, mate. Let me add that despite Birmingham's win, it's still fucking painful to recall King Law's goal... his face said it all, really...
Oh dear God. They are running a thread between them now. On our site!! Jaysus, the ManUre sites must be really really bad...

Seriously, there must be at least one site for pubescant dribblings. Go on, have a look. Go on! And then GO to old shatford before it's turned into a giant K-Mart.

Oh well, at least you will all be able to get your microchips handily enough.

There it is!!! The magic word!! "ManUre" Tell him what he's won Bully....

You've won a red and white jester hat and a copy of the DVD "The Greatest football the world has ever seen, ever, ever, ever: A complete Arsenal History 2002-2004." by Tony 'i'm intellectual, me' Adams.

krom85 · Post by **krom85** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:33 pm

U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:If you had bothered to do any research into the ways of your adversary you would realise that we are constantly complaining about our "mongs" and "tarquin types"

Then if that is the case surley you would not serenade us with stupid chants such as "60,000 muppets", as you do every time you come to OT, as that would be the ultimate case of irony on your part?

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:37 pm

And just another thing: we won the title at your ground in 2001, 2003 and 2007: maybe we did not play there on those days but your results sealed our championship.

Oh what does that say 2007. Now your stepping back in your tracks arn't u. You either our as thick as a plank, or have memory damage, so don't say find me the evidence when i blatently can pick it out. Your probally going to edit it out now because you can't admit your own mistake get some glasses love and a half good docter.

Post by **T.S** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:37 pm

krom85 wrote:
U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:If you had bothered to do any research into the ways of your adversary you would realise that we are constantly complaining about our "mongs" and "tarquin types"
Then if that is the case surley you would not serenade us with stupid chants such as "60,000 muppets", as you do every time you come to OT, as that would be the ultimate case of irony on your part?

Fucking hell boys, we've got a clever one here. Syntax and everything!

Ronaldo*wink* · Post by Ronaldo*wink* » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:40 pm

Ben-gooner14 wrote:And just another thing: we won the title at your ground in 2001, 2003 and 2007: maybe we did not play there on those days but your results sealed our championship.

Oh what does that say 2007. Now your stepping back in your tracks arn't u. You either our as thick as a plank, or have memory damage, so don't say find me the evidence when i blatently can pick it out. Your probally going to edit it out now because you can't admit your own mistake get some glasses love and a half good docter.

I daresay your "education" isn't going as well as planned.

Yevghenny · Post by **Yevghenny** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:42 pm

bengooner, the 14 year old with "structure". What structure's that then? Getting your mum to do your washing and cooking for you whilst you try to negate parent internet filters to look for porn?

midlothian1999 · Post by **midlothian1999** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:43 pm

Ben-gooner14 wrote:And just another thing: we won the title at your ground in 2001, 2003 and 2007: maybe we did not play there on those days but your results sealed our championship.

Oh what does that say 2007. Now your stepping back in your tracks arn't u. You either our as thick as a plank, or have memory damage, so don't say find me the evidence when i blatently can pick it out. Your probally going to edit it out now because you can't admit your own mistake get some glasses love and a half good docter.

LOL! You've scored the biggest own goal since Lauren had slotted the ball into the net against the Shitty.

"according to one of your first posts beating Arsenal at home was one of the victories that led to you winning the title,"

That's what you try to prove by quoting me. Now, the quote says that RESULTS of matches played on your ground sealed our championship in 2001, 2003 and 2007. And even you should remember that you played out a 1-1 draw with Chelsea at Cashburden Grove and ensured our title success in the process.

Ben-gooner14 · Post by **Ben-gooner14** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:43 pm

Who do you think your talking to im not the one who is as thick as pig shit. If your so fucking amazing what's your job, I want a laugh today.

Post by **T.S** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:44 pm

Ronaldo*wink* wrote:
I daresay your "education" isn't going as well as planned.

Ronaldo*wink* wrote:
"Stevenage, Croydon, Welwyn Garden City?" One of your moronic post-96ers asks. Well, if anyone would know, it would be you Nick Hornby's. A more middle-class, home counties-esque support you would be hard pushed to find. Lisa Rogers, Lofty and screaming fat women. Oh, I do hope you've managed to accommodate the "Fever Bitch" at the Al-Qaeda Arena. I still miss her wailing like a lobotomised gibbon everytime one of your posing poofters went near the 18 yard box. Would she be able to afford one of your Â£1,500 season tickets though? Let's hope not.

Also, if anyone can tell me who this "Mr. Glazier" is, please do. Did he supply fitting for the windows in our new quadrants or something?

I'll not dignify the argument regarding is Fergie better than Wenger as it is a no contest. You know it, we know it.

I would instead like to thank you for taking the point off of Roman's Robots which allowed us to win our 16th league title. It was brilliant to laud it up at the bridge infront of a bunch of fans even more middle-class and deluded than you lot.

Could say the same about yours. Prick.