An open letter to all Man Utd “fansâ€

[Ronaldo*wink*]

Lads stop picking on the poor gimp. He's from Somerset for a start, so he probably hasn't figured out how to use his 12 fingers to type yet.

[krom85]

If you had bothered to do any research into the ways of your adversary you would realise that we are constantly complaining about our "mongs" and "tarquin types"

Then if that is the case surley you would not serenade us with stupid chants such as "60,000 muppets", as you do every time you come to OT, as that would be the ultimate case of irony on your part?

Fucking hell boys, we've got a clever one here. Syntax and everything!

I know it must be such a novelty on your board!! God only knows how you will cope!

I like the way you edited out of the quote the most important point I was attempting to make so I will stress it for you again. If one of your own is going to address a letter to United fans "open", then fully expect people to come on your board and defend their club. Don't start whingeing and complaining and attempting to be patronising, as all you are doing is justifying my initial point.

Attempt to answer the question and then maybe we can get somewhere.

I'm off out now and rest assured I'll be back later to see whether you've actually managed to provide me and the other United lads on here with an answer to our points.

[T.S]

Lads stop picking on the poor gimp. He's from Somerset for a start, so he probably hasn't figured out how to use his 12 fingers to type yet.

No, no, carry on. Trying your hardest to insult a 14 year-old over a fucking computer is clearly making you all feel like big men/women/whatever.

You're all fucking pathetic.

[legend10]

[quote="Godber"]I see that some of you get your knowledge of United fans from Nick Hancock and 606, rather than years of travelling home and away.

Utd have been playing attractive, fast, attacking football for over 50 years. You lot have played decent football for less than 10 years.

Our rivals are City, Liverpool and Leeds. You lot are just tiresome little irritants, the football equivalent of Scrappy Doo squealing, "let me at him" at a hulking beast.[/quote]

so your name is godber, wasnt he a prisoner i porridge

that figures a united fans hero someone in the nick

[Ronaldo*wink*]

I daresay your "education" isn't going as well as planned.

"Stevenage, Croydon, Welwyn Garden City?" One of your moronic post-96ers asks. Well, if anyone would know, it would be you Nick Hornby's. A more middle-class, home counties-esque support you would be hard pushed to find. Lisa Rogers, Lofty and screaming fat women. Oh, I do hope you've managed to accommodate the "Fever Bitch" at the Al-Qaeda Arena. I still miss her wailing like a lobotomised gibbon everytime one of your posing poofters went near the 18 yard box. Would she be able to afford one of your £1,500 season tickets though? Let's hope not.

Also, if anyone can tell me who this "Mr. Glazier" is, please do. Did he supply fitting for the windows in our new quadrants or something?

I'll not dignify the argument regarding is Fergie better than Wenger as it is a no contest. You know it, we know it.

I would instead like to thank you for taking the point off of Roman's Robots which allowed us to win our 16th league title. It was brilliant to laud it up at the bridge infront of a bunch of fans even more middle-class and deluded than you lot.

Could say the same about yours. Prick.

Ooooooh. Hark at her.

I'll bet you had to spell check all my posts to find those. Bless. And let's face it, it was hardly worth it really.

[Ben-gooner14]

I was qouting what was written on your thing, look shall I write your quote again look. If your not sure where it is it's on the first page of this thread. Can you send me a link to your shit forum because apparently your's is so much better wink wink. And winky Ronaldo i suppose with your fits you can't see ronaldo without winking non stop.

midlothian1999



Joined: 04 Jul 2007
Posts: 11

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:13 pm Post subject:

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And just another thing: we won the title at your ground in 2001, 2003 and 2007: maybe we did not play there on those days but your results sealed our championship.

[All_Arsenal_1886]

[quote="krom85"][
I know it must be such a novelty on your board!! God only knows how you will cope!/quote]

you aint a novelty your a fucking headache

[T.S]

I know it must be such a novelty on your board!! God only knows how you will cope!

- can't argue with that

I like the way you edited out of the quote the most important point I was attempting to make so I will stress it for you again. If one of your own is going to address a letter to United fans "open", then fully expect people to come on your board and defend their club. Don't start whingeing and complaining and attempting to be patronising, as all you are doing is justifying my initial point.

Attempt to answer the question and then maybe we can get somewhere.

1) There is no question to answer, prick.
2) I don't want to get anywhere with you
3) I actually did address the thing about the whole "open letter" part. It was an open letter. By all means, write your complaints to the person who wrote the fucking article, but this is isn't an open forum for a bunch of *word censored* with nothing better to do then take the piss out of a 14 year-old.

I hope you all feel nice and empowered behind your computer screens. Stupid wankers like you lot make me sick.

[krom85]

[
I know it must be such a novelty on your board!! God only knows how you will cope!/quote]

you aint a novelty your a fucking headache

Why is thinking for a change challenging to you? Go get a paracetomal you soft shite!

[Ronaldo*wink*]

Lads stop picking on the poor gimp. He's from Somerset for a start, so he probably hasn't figured out how to use his 12 fingers to type yet.

No, no, carry on. Trying your hardest to insult a 14 year-old over a fucking computer is clearly making you all feel like big men/women/whatever.

You're all fucking pathetic.

In my defence, I had no idea he was 14. His mental capacity seemed up there with every Arsenal fan I've met in the past really.

[Ben-gooner14]

I might live in somerset now but I was born in Essex. And you still havn't told me what your job is, ow is it because you havn't got one wanker.

[Galasso]

Tony Tony Tony!

You seem to have a problem understanding this so I will break it down to you.

One of your own posted a wait for it... "Open letter" to United fans.

That includes me!

The letter resides on this forum.

Therefore I responded to said "open letter" on this forum.

So kindly fuck off sunshine. I will post where I want, when I want.

I and many other United lads are well aware of the ranks of mongs within our support. I don't need you or any other to tell me that. However the difference between us is that we can recognise the muppets within our support, you seem to be incapable of recognising the ones in yours. Don't start being all "high and mighty" about how great Arsenal's support is, as they have more tarquin types than most. The fact is that every top flightclub has these now with the "Skysation" of football. So do me a favour and leave the crap out, and sensibly answer some of the points that have been made by United in this thread.

I do believe this man is having a go at us Tarquin...TARQUIN. Oh, never mind. Where in hell's name is Jeeves?

Krom85

You started off in a rather unsensible way by addressing us "stupid *word censored*". It was at this point that I assumed you didn't want a sensible debate but it seems you do.

The original article did have plenty of holes and errors that is true but we are not publishing for a daily newspaper or the BBC here. It's a light-hearted dig at another team. And no fan in their right mind would deny Man Utd's achievements. In the same way, the orginal reply (by midlothian I think) tries to denegrate our history, and in turn nit-pick around some of the wording in the original, as well as abusing us. I don't think you can claim any high ground over us.

You make a point of highlighting the British talent that we are all well aware of and formed the basis of a great team effort in that period. Most teams at the top can point to a period in their history when local talent has been at the fore in their side, as we can with the era of Adams, Thomas, Rocastle, Merson. And you say that our Manager should make note of the fact that they cost you next to nothing. Not in relation to you being accused of being big-spenders, our Manager does pick up some pretty good youth players, wherever they come from, for next to nothing.

I can't answer you on the relegation thing, but you know the facts so that's that.

History says that you are more successful but the main jist of the article wasn't that, it was making a list of some things that we have achieved that your boys haven't. I repeat, it was I think just a dig at an opponent, and for that it has some worth.

Pointing out the errors and making correction is fine - this is sensible. Calling us *word censored*, and (in midlothian's case) using abusive language to say look at our trophies, look at our stadium, look at our fans, is ridiculous. Boasting about how many worldwide fans you have (not you specifically)is not in sync with the contempt that some United fans have for 'out of town' fans. Am I mistaken, please correct me if so.

We have played some excellent football throughout our history, as have you, although our style is unique has been unique to us (and successful nonetheless). The main point was to say, in a pub arguement kind of way, here is things that we have done that you have not. Whether they are of equal value is not the point.

I hope you will take this in the spirit it is intended. I didn't have time to read the rest of the points as it is taking me long enough as it is to type this damned thing! If there is anything out there that gets your back up maybe I can clarify or argue with you about....

And and maybe you are brash, but that wasn't the problem. You came over as rude. Although, with a teacher addressing me as a stupid *word censored*, I might have achieved more at school...or blown his fucking brains out.

[T.S]

Ooooooh. Hark at her.

I'll bet you had to spell check all my posts to find those. Bless. And let's face it, it was hardly worth it really.

In actual fact sweetheart, it's called being able to read. Seeing as I can read, I read your errors and reported them back to you. How can you say it isn't worth it when it's exactly the same thing as you did a few posts ago? Jesus, there's no getting through to these fucking imbeciles.

[Yevghenny]

tonysaunders, fuck off with your moral high horse. What's he gonna do, slash his wrists? How's he gonna do that when he hasn't even evolved opposable thumbs?

"I've been talking out my arse on this subject for the entire duration, I know I'll just think of the children instead"

[T.S]

In my defence, I had no idea he was 14. His mental capacity seemed up there with every Arsenal fan I've met in the past really.

So that would rank somewhere alongside yours, right? Just kidding. Comedy gold mate, comedy gold!