THE WENGER THREAD

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augie wrote:
Sean wrote:Wenger has raised our hopes that he'd fuck off in the past. I'll believe it when I see it. Until then, I'll assume he won't be leaving until he's in a coffin.

Then he can lie in state Lenin-style in the centre circle. The PL will allow us to play matches around the cadaver anyway, as he'll have been made 'eternal manager'. Kim Il-sung would be proud.

The crowd of happy clappers will chant 'His name is Arsene Wenger' endlessly, like in Fight Club.

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You offering to sort that ? I'll chip in a few quid if it helps :wink: :lol: :barscarf:
Sort what? Wenger lying dead on the pitch at Cashburton? Steady. :wink:

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Am thinking that we could leave his body in the alleyway of some paris brothel or maybe at the stage door of some french rap club :rubchin: :wink: :lol:

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Whilst the Tarquins and the wankers on the board chant 'His name is Arsene Wenger. His name is Arsene Wenger. His name is Arsene Wenger.'

http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=GCi_PIz5ekU

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We should have bought Vardy in the window - we would now be at least 2 or 3 up.

wrong thread.

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I see that diaby hopes for a first game for Marseille have been put on hold as he has suffered a setback in his recovery from injury - to think that le cock wanted to give this crock another contract :roll:

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Diaby was a useless piece of shit. He should have had his contract terminated in 2011. He's almost as rich as The Old Fraud for doing fuck all :banghead:

We could have used all that wasted money on a proper player instead. Finance degree, my arse.

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I've got this guys..

Remember this?

60K a week.

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Blade wrote:[imgImage][/img]

I've got this guys..

Remember this?

60K a week.

Those weights look like cardboard cut out ones - no wonder he can lift them without ending up on the treatment table.

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Blade wrote:Image]

I've got this guys..

Remember this?

60K a week.
That's the only way the weak cúnt could lift two McVitie's Digestive Biscuits at the same time! :roll: :banghead:

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3 mins later he got injured.

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Blade wrote:[imgImage][/img]

I've got this guys..

Remember this?

60K a week.
I think Diaby gets a hard time on here, if any of us were in the situation where an old fool was offering you 60k a week for doing fuck all we'd all sign the contract

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IW8Goalmachine wrote:
Blade wrote:[imgImage][/img]

I've got this guys..

Remember this?

60K a week.
I think Diaby gets a hard time on here, if any of us were in the situation where an old fool was offering you 60k a week for doing fuck all we'd all sign the contract
For sure. But then no doubt someone like Diaby (probably him, sat at home in his postie uniform) would be moaning about the fact that we are never fit, are contributing nothing and continually get new multi-million pound contracts. :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Speaking of scandalous wastes of money...

The Old Fraud earns:

£23,287.67 a DAY.

£970.32 an HOUR.

£16.17 a MINUTE.

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Sean wrote:Speaking of scandalous wastes of money...

The Old Fraud earns:

£23,287.67 a DAY.

£970.32 an HOUR.

£16.17 a MINUTE.

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Remind me, what was your user name previously :rubchin: :wink:

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Sean wrote:Speaking of scandalous wastes of money...

The Old Fraud earns:

£23,287.67 a DAY.

£970.32 an HOUR.

£16.17 a MINUTE.

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Remind me, what was your user name previously :rubchin: :wink:
I have never registered here before now. The mods can check my IP if necessary :barscarf:

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