Let's all laugh at Chelsea

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goonersid
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Would put my house on them overtaking us by end of the christmas games

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goonersid wrote:Would put my house on them overtaking us by end of the christmas games
said similar to a mate today,i reckon come march they will leapfrog us :shock:

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goonersid wrote:Would put my house on them overtaking us by end of the christmas games
We've got them in January, in the same month that we have a resurgent Liverpool away and the annual rollover at the Orcs shithole. A maximum of 1 point from those 3 games, that will see us and Leicester relegated to the race for 4th before we end up lording it up over them and their moneybags signings in May when we secure 4th in a two horse race once more

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SteveO 35 wrote:
goonersid wrote:Would put my house on them overtaking us by end of the christmas games
We've got them in January, in the same month that we have a resurgent Liverpool away and the annual rollover at the Orcs shithole. A maximum of 1 point from those 3 games, that will see us and Leicester relegated to the race for 4th before we end up lording it up over them and their moneybags signings in May when we secure 4th in a two horse race once more
Yup! And by time maureen has finished doing his usual mindfuck on Clueless who always caves in under the pressure - which transfers to the squad - they will roast us at the bowl - and the same old, same old groundhog sceanrio will almost be complete - to be repeated every season till Clueless fucksoff....

Someone on another thread (I think) said that even when someone new eventually comes in to manage the club they will have to re-build the players/squad from its very roots....That's absolutely fine as far as I am concerned, the sooner the better, at least then we will have a chance to (hopefully - and providing they are allowed to do things their way and not be dictated to by the despotcunt we have in charge currently) see someone who can do tactics, who can and will make changes as and when necessary, stop pandering to powder puff players, get rid of the aged crocks, off-load the dross and shyte who earn an amazing living for doing fuck-all except get injured every few weeks...

I can see it now post match headlines...' Chelsea beat Arsenal to go above them in the league as Wenger is sent to the stand for waving his arms dangerously like a demented windmill and accusing the officials of allowing chelsea to bully the Arsenal players in a bad tempered match - where yet again Arsenal players failed to man up'


I'm beginning to wonder if I despise wenger more than maureen. :? :cry: - One is is a useless manager who though once excellent has lost the plot and refuses to listen to reason and yet seems like a nice bloke the other is an odious *word censored* of a human who thinks he knows better than everyone else but is a manager who can and does win all the major trophies even if only on a short term basis with whatever club he is managing... :? :banghead:

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Tottnum v Chelsea. Torn with this, I always want that lot to lose, but I'm loving Chav's decline. Guess it'll have to be a draw.

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Another defeat, just gets funnier! 14 points from top 4. No chance of Champions League. Roman will push that button soon and we'll be rid of the arrogant, dirty, cheat forever!

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Oh, it is just getting funnier and funnier. :barscarf: :D I thought David Moyes at Manure was a once in a lifetime comedy master class but this is even better. This is comedy gold, this is wonderful. This is where they belong, beaten at home by Bournemouth, in a relegation battle and the laughing stock of European football. Fucking wonderful, fucking hilarious. :D :D

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Bournemouth should have been 2 or 3 up after 20 minutes as the chavs defence and central midfield was being giving the runaround by the cherries 8) The chav players looked slow and had no answer to their faster and more energetic opposition :barscarf:

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Still think that they will get top 4 though :( :(

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:Oh, it is just getting funnier and funnier. :barscarf: :D I thought David Moyes at Manure was a once in a lifetime comedy master class but this is even better. This is comedy gold, this is wonderful. This is where they belong, beaten at home by Bournemouth, in a relegation battle and the laughing stock of European football. Fucking wonderful, fucking hilarious. :D :D
Hate to be a moan at this glorious time for Chavs, but there is another common theme between Moyes' Utd and Chavs 2015-16... we didn't beat either.

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the saddest thing of all is that they still beat us and even if this piss poor run continues until we meet again THEY WILL STILL FUCKING BEAT US!!!!! :shock:

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We've still got to laugh at them

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Unsurprisingly his first comments were complaining about a penalty that wasn't given and then criticising Bournemoith for defend if and apparently cheating.

He will get the bullet soon, difficult for any manager to survive sustained period of poor results but he is just so unpalatable

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He's a sore loser in a caustic sort of way.

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