Let's all laugh at Chelsea

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Rumoured now that Hiddink may be given a second spell at the club.

There really is no limit to this clubs utter lack of class :barscarf:

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Relegation 6 pointer on Saturday, Chavs v Sunderland... :D

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:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin: I think I want Sunderland to win.

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begeegs wrote:
Sean wrote:Brilliant game last night. Chelsea's implosion is a thing of beauty. It seems that sheer fan power is they only thing keeping Mourinho in his job. Any other manager would have been sacked by now.
With the notable exception of one special special manager.... :D
When TOF wants to spend, we back him. When he doesn't we keep quiet :barscarf:
Nos89 wrote:Wenger must be absolutely loving seeing the demise of mourinho. After all the sly comments made by mourinho to wenger about being a specialist of failure and the lack of trophies etc..., wenger must look at the table and think I've never been 1 point from the relegation zone after 16 matches. Hazard just hasn't been the same since the doctor Eva incident, he must've have lost a lot of respect for jose the moment he (jose) slagged her off for treating him (hazard) in the opening game of the season. If they are in the bottom 3 Christmas day , it will really make the season worthwhile.
Still, I'd rather have won the title :oops:

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Mourinho to man u and van gaal to chelsea

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I think that it is fair to see the moaninho's time with the chavs is coming to a less than gracious end - we all know that he will get another (possibly) top job, but I still don't think that he has any idea of the harm his behaviour will have done to his rep across the footballing world. The treatment of the chelski doctor and his comments about his players Monday night (way, way too far imo), might make other clubs a bit more hesitant to employ him or at the very least they might insist on a behaviour clause in his contract (I know I would). How happy would the players of any club be if they heard that he was gonna be their new manager ? At the first sign of trouble he would rubbish the players abilities and say that he made them look better than they are, and no top player will accept that being said about them.

The only way any of this bothers me is that his departure will spark a merry go around which will result with us being left with le cock as our long term manager, or worse still being left with a le cock appointment manager and le cock running the club from the boardroom :evil: Pep is more than likely heading towards citeeh (although it wouldn't surprise me if he stayed at Bayern) and ancelotti would probably replace him - that means that it looks very likely that within 6-8 months klopp, pep and ancelotti will have all moved clubs and that would leave no top manager available. IF le cock finally fcuks off at the end of his current contract, none of those managers will be available unless they totally balls up at their new clubs :cry: :cry:

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The incident with Hazard the other night sums up the complete breakdown of relations between manager and players at the club.

Hazard goes down injured, physio comes on, signals that a sub needs to be made, Jose turns to the bench and tells Pedro to get stripped, Hazard limps towards the side-line, Pedro is standing there ready to come on, the graphic comes up on Sky saying the sub has been made. Then Maureen has a quick word with Hazard and on he goes again!

He barely makes it 2 yards on to the pitch when the ball is passed in his direction, he makes a half hearted attempt to control it, throws his arms up in the air, turns around and walks straight down the tunnel without even glancing at the manager.

Comedy capers :lol:

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worst case scenario

Man City - Pep
Chelsea - Simeone
Liverpool - Klopp

we will be left to fight out with whoever is left with Man United and that wont end well

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my very lovely colleague has just informed the office of Mourinhos sacking ... HA HA HA

Although this will probably mean they will improve now so maybe not so funny. :rubchin:

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the only sad bit is that we dont get a chance to laugh at him next month at the Emirates.

by then they will probably have a new manager and playing some good stuff again.......

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Fucking good riddance. Football in England will be all the better for that toxic *word censored* having been made to fuck off.
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Wanted him to stay around, so he could drag them further down, but delighted for the arrogant wanker. What a horrible, nasty piece of shit he is. Zero class about him, and hope he leaves England and never comes back.

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Good riddance you absolute parasite :barscarf:

Hopefully this vermin piece of sh1t never darkens the door of English football again :evil:

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^^ Hear hear

Undeniably a good result for English football, however "entertaining" some people think he is.

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augie wrote:I think that it is fair to see the moaninho's time with the chavs is coming to a less than gracious end - we all know that he will get another (possibly) top job, but I still don't think that he has any idea of the harm his behaviour will have done to his rep across the footballing world. The treatment of the chelski doctor and his comments about his players Monday night (way, way too far imo), might make other clubs a bit more hesitant to employ him or at the very least they might insist on a behaviour clause in his contract (I know I would). How happy would the players of any club be if they heard that he was gonna be their new manager ? At the first sign of trouble he would rubbish the players abilities and say that he made them look better than they are, and no top player will accept that being said about them.

The only way any of this bothers me is that his departure will spark a merry go around which will result with us being left with le cock as our long term manager, or worse still being left with a le cock appointment manager and le cock running the club from the boardroom :evil: Pep is more than likely heading towards citeeh (although it wouldn't surprise me if he stayed at Bayern) and ancelotti would probably replace him - that means that it looks very likely that within 6-8 months klopp, pep and ancelotti will have all moved clubs and that would leave no top manager available. IF le cock finally fcuks off at the end of his current contract, none of those managers will be available unless they totally balls up at their new clubs :cry: :cry:
Diego Simeone...

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