The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[mcdowell42]

It's in the star it must be true .

[rodders999]

It's in the star it must be true .

Says Mr. Twatter

[mcdowell42]

It's in the star it must be true .

Says Mr. Twatter

I'll explain this again I get stuff off twitter,but at no stage have I said its true or that I actually believe the rumours ,but I do enjoy certain posters getting worked up about it

I remember a few seasons back some Muppet starting a thread about Kalou joining us,and some on here getting worked up about this rumour ,Kalou didn't arrive but yet the Muppet who started the thread is still here albeit under a different user name.

[DB10GOONER]

I'll be fucking gutted if we don't sign someone with a life changing medical condition. Seriously. I remember saying to my mate "hey, we signed a lad with a broken back" and he said "what the fuck" and I said "yeah the lad has a broken back" and he told me to "fuck off" in jolly disbelief. I miss those days.

[arseofacrow]

Then Mc, my question would be: Why?

Why voluntarily let so much shit in to your life? At least when you come here, it's your own choice (unless you're Reb and being tortured in Percy's dungeon )

Glutton for punishment

[mcdowell42]

Then Mc, my question would be: Why?

Why voluntarily let so much shit in to your life? At least when you come here, it's your own choice (unless you're Reb and being tortured in Percy's dungeon )

Glutton for punishment

I enjoy the banter,and Tbh I love to stir things a bit.There's lots of posters on here that you have a laugh and the Craic with,there are posters who are negative but when we score a goal or win a game they become positive for a short while at least,and then there are the poster who seem to hate everything Arsenal,and you wonder if they hate arsenal so much why don't they follow the cricket or some other sport.

Glutton for punishment yeah,but it makes the world go round.

[falkirk goon]

I'll be fucking gutted if we don't sign someone with a life changing medical condition. Seriously. I remember saying to my mate "hey, we signed a lad with a broken back" and he said "what the fuck" and I said "yeah the lad has a broken back" and he told me to "fuck off" in jolly disbelief. I miss those days.

[Sean]

Plenty of rumours about today linking us with Troy Deeney from Watford Is this our level of top top quality more a case of Big Fish in a Little pool to me ...think he would struggle in a Big pool

'He could do a job.'

He probably could, actually given what we have up top

Could be another IW8 (We fucking hope!)

[northbank123]

Do we even trust the Daily Star?

Probably not now that port-stained piss-soaked old prick is no longer giving them scoops.

[officepest]

Plenty of rumours about today linking us with Troy Deeney from Watford Is this our level of top top quality more a case of Big Fish in a Little pool to me ...think he would struggle in a Big pool

Prolific.

[officepest]

Do we even trust the Daily Star?

Probably not now that port-stained piss-soaked old prick is no longer giving them scoops.

Someone's off the Christmas card list now.

[Nos89]

Plenty of rumours about today linking us with Troy Deeney from Watford Is this our level of top top quality more a case of Big Fish in a Little pool to me ...think he would struggle in a Big pool

'He could do a job.'

He probably could, actually given what we have up top

Could be another IW8 (We fucking hope!)

Troy fucking Deeney, not a patch on Wrighty. If we're thinking about that level might as well go for Charlie Austin..proven premier league striker.

[SE12red]

We've signed that top, top player that we've all been asking for Fara Williams is going to take us to a glorious premiership title

[Midz]

It's 11.00pm and past my bedtime.
I'll look in again tomorrow to see if we've signed anyone.

[augie]

Former ath Madrid DM Mario suarez is apparently close to joining Watford - he is a proven DM and should be a more appealing signing than the Egyptian cos he is certainly too good for a club like Watford.