The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[casgooner]

But you know always anything can happen. Somebody can knock at your door.

Bar Peter Odemwingie, which is by far my favourite deadline day story ever -

http://en.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/191083.html

what players go around knocking on manager's doors asking for a transfer?? Why does that parasite keep saying that

He said Messi, he knows nobody of his quality would come knocking on Arsenal's door, so we really do know that 100% nobody is coming in.

[silus]

Last night I dreamt that we actuality signed a player today...
Messi? Nope
Suarez? Nope
Higuain? Nope......
.....it was Romelu fucking Lukaku!!!!
Even my dream expectations are ridiculously low now.
Mind you, its probably as reliable source as any, so I'm off to work out how to cram his name into the super jack/tom/bob/swede song!!

[SteveO 35]

But you know always anything can happen. Somebody can knock at your door.

Bar Peter Odemwingie, which is by far my favourite deadline day story ever -

http://en.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/191083.html

what players go around knocking on manager's doors asking for a transfer?? Why does that parasite keep saying that

He said Messi, he knows nobody of his quality would come knocking on Arsenal's door, so we really do know that 100% nobody is coming in.

Funny, there seem to be plenty that knock on his door asking for a transfer though eh?

[casgooner]

But you know always anything can happen. Somebody can knock at your door.

Bar Peter Odemwingie, which is by far my favourite deadline day story ever -

http://en.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/191083.html

what players go around knocking on manager's doors asking for a transfer?? Why does that parasite keep saying that

He said Messi, he knows nobody of his quality would come knocking on Arsenal's door, so we really do know that 100% nobody is coming in.

Funny, there seem to be plenty that knock on his door asking for a transfer though eh?

In his head

[Ikechukwu1]

22 goals for the season for Higuain. I wish we'd speed up his medical

Remember though that Higuain "is no better than Giroud", look at the "minutes per goal ratio" stats.
SteveO do you also remember that season when Denilson's pass stats were better than Iniesta's? Thank God for stats or you might actually have to use your eyes to realise Giroud is mediocre
:spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

[foxinthebox2001]

But you know always anything can happen. Somebody can knock at your door.

Bar Peter Odemwingie, which is by far my favourite deadline day story ever -

http://en.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/191083.html

what players go around knocking on manager's doors asking for a transfer?? Why does that parasite keep saying that

He said Messi, he knows nobody of his quality would come knocking on Arsenal's door, so we really do know that 100% nobody is coming in.

Funny, there seem to be plenty that knock on his door asking for a transfer though eh?

In his head

Even if Messi knocked on his door, would Barcelona accept his derisory offer of £10m + £1?

[Ikechukwu1]

Think we have all heard that bullshit response before

Anyway let me say in advance, that I don't want to hear or read all bullshit excuses on here from those wenker apologists WHEN we blow the league again this season - never has a league fallen in our lap just asking us to win it like this one has, and all it would take is one or two proven quality players now that would take us ahead of the rest

Yep, Augie, and it's the usual bollox from Wanker. The usual vanity and arrogance. He is such a complete ego-maniac that he will never buy anyone new who could get us over the line, especially not in January, because then he won't get all the credit. Yet again, the old *word censored* is trying to show all and fucking sundry that he knows best and using the club to make his own stupid fucking point. It will all go tits up again, as it has for the last 10 fucking years because he's a shit manager whose ego gets in the way of him doing the right thing. Honestly, just piss right off and manage a national team.

Always makes me laugh when I hear our fans say Citeh is the Arabs' plaything. Well, at least the Arabs want to win, at least they don't rip their fans off and crucially at least they're ambitious! The irony is that our club has become Wenker's Plaything! Accountable to nobody, experiments when he wants, does what he wants. Make no mistake he's bigger than the club which is a Disgrace. This is the BEST chance of winning the PL we've had in Twelve years. And he's ballsed it up. You know what we needed but I'll repeat:

1. A DCM like Wanyama as Coquelin is unproven and needs competition
2. A centre back because Big Effin Vagina and Gabriel are both pussies scared of heading the ball. There's plenty of competent CBs out there (someone solid like Jagielka would do)
3. A striker.

The third should have been done over summer as should the other 2, but a DCM and CB are more than possible right now and he won't do it. Once Ozil gets his injury meaning we can't create, and Kos (who's playing shit atm) is out we will be faced with the worst CB pairing in the league in Gabriel and BFV. We will cling on for 4th and everyone will celebrate group stage mediocrity followed by a Last 16 butt-pumping in 2017. Again.

[SteveO 35]

22 goals for the season for Higuain. I wish we'd speed up his medical

Remember though that Higuain "is no better than Giroud", look at the "minutes per goal ratio" stats.
SteveO do you also remember that season when Denilson's pass stats were better than Iniesta's? Thank God for stats or you might actually have to use your eyes to realise Giroud is mediocre
:spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

Why spend £32m on Higuain though mate when you can buy 3 super quality talents in Debuchy, Chambers and Gabriel for the same amount (actually depending on what figure you read we probably spunked more on those 3 than one absolute game changing striker).

Anyway, its kind of immaterial because if we had signed Higuain, we'd all be on here slating him now wondering why he wasn't responding to being converted to a left wing back Poldi style !

[Ikechukwu1]

In better news, rumoured that GIBBS might move to Newcastle!
Another useless piece of shit due a Testimonial in not long, he can double up with Wally and do 2 testimonials for the price of one.
Another overpaid wastrel who's stolen money for a decade almost. I still remember his horrific slip in that CL semi thrashing at home to ManYoo in 2009. Years later and he still can't cross, no idea positionally, still a crock, still retarded, no physical strength, can't track a man, can't tackle. Unbelievable how long he's got away with such incompetence.
Mind you, seeing how long the manager has gotten away with ineptitude..,,

[SteveO 35]

Nigel de Jong released by Milan and available on a free.....still only 31 years old.

Haven't tracked his career since he left these shores but there were more than a few on here who championed his cause back in the day. Might be a pile of shite now for all I know but given our complete lack of cover in that area ?

[Ikechukwu1]

22 goals for the season for Higuain. I wish we'd speed up his medical

Remember though that Higuain "is no better than Giroud", look at the "minutes per goal ratio" stats.
SteveO do you also remember that season when Denilson's pass stats were better than Iniesta's? Thank God for stats or you might actually have to use your eyes to realise Giroud is mediocre
:spitcoffee: :spitcoffee:

Why spend £32m on Higuain though mate when you can buy 3 super quality talents in Debuchy, Chambers and Gabriel for the same amount (actually depending on what figure you read we probably spunked more on those 3 than one absolute game changing striker).

Anyway, its kind of immaterial because if we had signed Higuain, we'd all be on here slating him now wondering why he wasn't responding to being converted to a left wing back Poldi style !

LOL Podolski, the social media phenomenon
Speaking of Jenkinson is he part of that much-vaunted highly marketed "English core" Le Trou du Cul was going on about a few years back? Shall we revisit it?

Jenkinson (Lol)
Gibbs (:roll:)
Wilshere (how's that working out?)
Ox (Steven Hawking would think quicker on the pitch)
Chambers (Oh Dear)
And last but no means least...WANKPOT (A decade of dross)

Amazing.

Thankfully another Sanogo or Almunia or Elneny may knock on Arsene's door. I think that's what he means?

[casgooner]

In better news, rumoured that GIBBS might move to Newcastle!
Another useless piece of shit due a Testimonial in not long, he can double up with Wally and do 2 testimonials for the price of one.
Another overpaid wastrel who's stolen money for a decade almost. I still remember his horrific slip in that CL semi thrashing at home to ManYoo in 2009. Years later and he still can't cross, no idea positionally, still a crock, still retarded, no physical strength, can't track a man, can't tackle. Unbelievable how long he's got away with such incompetence.
Mind you, seeing how long the manager has gotten away with ineptitude..,,

Just said right now on Sky that he's going nowhere and is happy to stay and fight for his place.

[Ikechukwu1]

Nigel de Jong released by Milan and available on a free.....still only 31 years old.

Haven't tracked his career since he left these shores but there were more than a few on here who championed his cause back in the day. Might be a pile of shite now for all I know but given our complete lack of cover in that area ?

Don't fall for it SteveO! With all the money we've got in reserve we shouldn't be scrabbling for freebies in last day of the Woolworths sale! We should have got a Wanyama, Lars Bender or Javi Martinez over summer. I fucking hate how small time Le Trou du Cul has turned us into

[silus]

So i've got the day off today, and am ready for my usual deadline day emotional stages-

stage 1:- Wake up with absolutely no expectations of a significant signing, why bother even watching the sky sports wankathon.

stage 2:- Put the tv on for a few minutes, just to see of course. 20mins later start getting frustrated that there isnt even a rumour of a signing (the stage im at now).Then spend all afternoon watching, getting more and more frustrated and angry. Do something ffs, the league is there for the taking!!!

stage 3:- Around 5pm decide to crack open some alcohol....getting angrier still, start bitching on social media.

stage 4:- 11pm. Drunk, totally and utterly gobsmacked that we have yet again failed to make the most of an opportunity. Decide to hold on for the last minute deals...you know, just incase.

stage 5:- Midnight. Pissed off, pissed, bed...never going to Arsenal again.

stage 6:- Tuesday, hungover...going to the match. Come on Arsenal.

[Ikechukwu1]

In better news, rumoured that GIBBS might move to Newcastle!
Another useless piece of shit due a Testimonial in not long, he can double up with Wally and do 2 testimonials for the price of one.
Another overpaid wastrel who's stolen money for a decade almost. I still remember his horrific slip in that CL semi thrashing at home to ManYoo in 2009. Years later and he still can't cross, no idea positionally, still a crock, still retarded, no physical strength, can't track a man, can't tackle. Unbelievable how long he's got away with such incompetence.
Mind you, seeing how long the manager has gotten away with ineptitude..,,

Just said right now on Sky that he's going nowhere and is happy to stay and pick up fat wages for doing the square root of sod all.

Ah yes. Phew I was worried for a second there. Thankfully, Gibbs is showing the same kind of "loyalty" previous greats like Almunia and Denilson's showed. Funny how players like RVP, Cesc and Nasri aren't as "loyal" eh?