Wig Wam Stan

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George71
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Wig Wam Stan

Post by George71 »

Need some help please guys - thought Stan could do with a nice song the next time he puts an appearance in, especially now he's spent $725 billion on a new ranch (might have to go without wigs for a bit)

I've been looking at Sweet's Wig Wam Bam (showing my age now!) and came up with this.

Wig Man Stan, is a greedy old man
Wig Man Stan, gonna get it if he can
Wig Man Stan, won't make you understand
Try a little cash, try a little too much
Just try a little wig man Stan

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OneBardGooner
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:rubchin: :rubchin: :rubchin:

How about:

My Ole Man said FUCKK OFF Stan
And don't Dilly Dally on the Way
Take that clueless *word censored* wiv Ya!
And don't ever come back here agaaaain ! :barscarf:

edit: for anyone who doesn't know this 'classic' (48 seconds in)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfW3TxQhy20

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IW8Goalmachine
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http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/02/rams-ow ... os-angeles

see the city of St Louis is left with a 36 million debt on a stadium that has no use anymore :evil:

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Re: Wig Wam Stan

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Kroenke, Kroenke, you're a *word censored*.

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Henry Norris 1913
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bigwamstan?

sounds like a state in the former USSR :rubchin: :wink:

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Midz
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Stan you need shagging with the rough end of a pineapple!

put that to any tune you want.

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