Comedy Eboue....Please Let This Happen

[DB10GOONER]

It's happening he's back in the premier league with Sunderland.

Jesus.

And Christ.

[officepest]

Just what you need in a relegation scrap: an error-prone fuck puppet.

SAFCFTM: Eboue is beyond belief in his ineptitude, abandon all hope.

[safcftm]

Welcome Emmanuel

[Henry Norris 1913]

prepare yourselves at sunlun for some "great bantz", involving weird and unusual warm up methods, videos of him singing/dressing up on social media, and lots of shite runs on the wing, before a theatrical dive that even has the ref laughing.

can't wait to see the eboue show at sunderland

[safcftm]

prepare yourselves at sunlun for some "great bantz", involving weird and unusual warm up methods, videos of him singing/dressing up on social media, and lots of shite runs on the wing, before a theatrical dive that even has the ref laughing.

can't wait to see the eboue show at sunderland

Sounds canny actually mate, and let's be honest he can't be any worse than Billy Jones

[officepest]

prepare yourselves at sunlun for some "great bantz", involving weird and unusual warm up methods, videos of him singing/dressing up on social media, and lots of shite runs on the wing, before a theatrical dive that even has the ref laughing.

can't wait to see the eboue show at sunderland

Sounds canny actually mate, and let's be honest he can't be any worse than Billy Jones

Wait until he concedes a 99th minute penalty (from which they'll score, natch) by trying to climb on an oppo player, who's moving away from your goal, for no logical reason.

Nice bloke; dreadful player.

[the playing mantis]

To be fair I thought he was ok more often than not when he played at right back....!

[gp543]

prepare yourselves at sunlun for some "great bantz", involving weird and unusual warm up methods, videos of him singing/dressing up on social media, and lots of shite runs on the wing, before a theatrical dive that even has the ref laughing.

can't wait to see the eboue show at sunderland

Sounds canny actually mate, and let's be honest he can't be any worse than Billy Jones

Wait until he concedes a 99th minute penalty (from which they'll score, natch) by trying to climb on an oppo player, who's moving away from your goal, for no logical reason.

Nice bloke; dreadful player.

Was sat first row Clock End Upper for that. I will never forgive him. Wand of a human being.

[officepest]

prepare yourselves at sunlun for some "great bantz", involving weird and unusual warm up methods, videos of him singing/dressing up on social media, and lots of shite runs on the wing, before a theatrical dive that even has the ref laughing.

can't wait to see the eboue show at sunderland

Sounds canny actually mate, and let's be honest he can't be any worse than Billy Jones

Wait until he concedes a 99th minute penalty (from which they'll score, natch) by trying to climb on an oppo player, who's moving away from your goal, for no logical reason.

Nice bloke; dreadful player.

Was sat first row Clock End Upper for that. I will never forgive him. Wand of a human being.

Yup.

The breathtaking stupidity of it just stunned me. Right after we graft out a priceless, late 'winner' he goes and tries to bugger the bloke with only seconds to go.

He's a massive weapon.

[wibble]

Welcome Emmanuel

You sure that's the right guy

[safcftm]

Welcome Emmanuel

You sure that's the right guy

I knew you'd write that! Yes, the club website has the correct photo, you can forget the other incident ever happened

[Theoperator]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiWtoydTYN0

Still remember best his subbing as a sub though

[M3Gooner]

He was a beast when he burst through in 2006 in our CL run.

Never good enough in the end.

[Goonuz71]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiWtoydTYN0

Still remember best his subbing as a sub though

The telling thing about that video is NOT one Arsenal player goes over to Eboue to console him

[DB10GOONER]

Comedy Eboue is a total furburger of a footballer.