Comedy Eboue....Please Let This Happen

[Wilson]

Eboue would never have been tolerated by Jose or Ferguson. Sure Chelsea and Man United had their average squad players, and thats all Eboue was for us. But Eboue was just a joker. From what I gathered he was the clown among the squad, always doing stupid S such as dressing up as a tiger at a non-fancy dress or blowing food out of his nose:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... rates.html

But the line was never drawn and his lack of seriousness found its way onto the pitch. I never thought of Eboue as a professional.

This culture that Wenger allows to breed has manifest itself, and you see it today with the players excessive selfie taking. Szcesney once had his phone handy right after beating Spurs. Obviously pre-game he took his phone with him so he could take the post match selfie on the pitch. Shouldnt he be occupied with thoughts other than smuggling his Iphone out with him?

[Arsenal Till I Die]

He's one of our own...

I actually hated that ''Come to see Eboue'' song. Baring in mind the *word censored* got skinned most matches and looked amateur at best.

[goonersid]

He was better than Chambers and thats a fucking fact

[SteveO 35]

He was better than Chambers and thats a fucking fact

And didn't cost 16 fucking million either. Honest to god if Chambers was still out on the pitch now playing on his own he'd struggle to get a cross into the box. Truly woeful

[DB10GOONER]

He was better than Chambers and thats a fucking fact

My dead grandmother is better than Chambers.

[augie]

He was better than Chambers and thats a fucking fact

And didn't cost 16 fucking million either. Honest to god if Chambers was still out on the pitch now playing on his own he'd struggle to get a cross into the box. Truly woeful

Admittedly I only seen the highlights on motd last night, but it seemed like he knocked in a few good crosses but we had no-one in there getting on the end of them

[DB10GOONER]

He was better than Chambers and thats a fucking fact

And didn't cost 16 fucking million either. Honest to god if Chambers was still out on the pitch now playing on his own he'd struggle to get a cross into the box. Truly woeful

Admittedly I only seen the highlights on motd last night, but it seemed like he knocked in a few good crosses but we had no-one in there getting on the end of them

To be fair he did ok in the first half and did get a couple of decent crosses in, but he (like the rest of them) just mostly disappeared in the 2nd half.

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Been banned for a year for not paying his agent

He can play though once it's paid, Sunderland supporters probably hoping he's skint

[augie]

Been banned for a year for not paying his agent

He can play though once it's paid, Sunderland supporters probably hoping he's skint

The mackems have now sacked/terminated his contract - any excuse eh

[northbank123]

Couldn't make it up. The bloke is a fucking joke.

[g88ner]

Couldn't make it up. The bloke is a fucking joke.

Yeah, but I can see Arsenal paying off his debt and bringing him home ........ shit, that actually sounds plausible

[safcftm]

I fucking give up, can anything else go wrong for us this fucking season? So we get Ricky Alvarez on loan from inter with an agreement (not an option, a promise) to sign him if we stay up. We stay up and tell him to fuck off, inter report us to FIFA, we lose the case, have to pay them the £8m and don't even own the player. Mint, nice one Sunderland, especially the silly twat who agreed to a loan where we have to sign the bloke even if he's shit and the silly twat who thought "ah fuck it, we'll just send him back, what can go wrong"

Then Adam Johnson decides to do his thing, someone at the club is aware but thinks fuck it we'll play him anyway, he goes to jail and she ends up having to leave before she's sacked, club gets incredibly bad press and looks like a set of arseholes.

Then we get Eboue as back up, he's here 2 minutes, doesn't play, is banned for a year and we sack him.

And we're shit and near relegation.

What a fucking great season this is turning out to be. Allardyce must be wondering what the fuck he's walked into

[g88ner]

I fucking give up, can anything else go wrong for us this fucking season? So we get Ricky Alvarez on loan from inter with an agreement (not an option, a promise) to sign him if we stay up. We stay up and tell him to fuck off, inter report us to FIFA, we lose the case, have to pay them the £8m and don't even own the player. Mint, nice one Sunderland, especially the silly twat who agreed to a loan where we have to sign the bloke even if he's shit and the silly twat who thought "ah fuck it, we'll just send him back, what can go wrong"

Then Adam Johnson decides to do his thing, someone at the club is aware but thinks fuck it we'll play him anyway, he goes to jail and she ends up having to leave before she's sacked, club gets incredibly bad press and looks like a set of arseholes.

Then we get Eboue as back up, he's here 2 minutes, doesn't play, is banned for a year and we sack him.

And we're shit and near relegation.

What a fucking great season this is turning out to be. Allardyce must be wondering what the fuck he's walked into

To be fair, that's pretty funny. You couldn't make it up if you tried!

[safcftm]

I fucking give up, can anything else go wrong for us this fucking season? So we get Ricky Alvarez on loan from inter with an agreement (not an option, a promise) to sign him if we stay up. We stay up and tell him to fuck off, inter report us to FIFA, we lose the case, have to pay them the £8m and don't even own the player. Mint, nice one Sunderland, especially the silly twat who agreed to a loan where we have to sign the bloke even if he's shit and the silly twat who thought "ah fuck it, we'll just send him back, what can go wrong"

Then Adam Johnson decides to do his thing, someone at the club is aware but thinks fuck it we'll play him anyway, he goes to jail and she ends up having to leave before she's sacked, club gets incredibly bad press and looks like a set of arseholes.

Then we get Eboue as back up, he's here 2 minutes, doesn't play, is banned for a year and we sack him.

And we're shit and near relegation.

What a fucking great season this is turning out to be. Allardyce must be wondering what the fuck he's walked into

To be fair, that's pretty funny. You couldn't make it up if you tried!

I'm just glad I didn't bother to do an Emmanuel Eboue progress thread, would have been the shortest thread in history
"He's signed"
"He's injured"
"He's been banned for a year and we've sacked him" all in the space of a couple of weeks

Ah well, it's never dull!

[arseofacrow]

10 years too late FIFA, 10 years too late.