The Official (Lobotomy Clive) Xhakatard is FINALLY gone thread

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gazzatt2 wrote:
Thu May 11, 2023 8:19 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu May 11, 2023 6:28 pm
It really does look like he is on his way OUT!... Ohhh! BeeJeeusss That sounds soooo Good.! :-P :D


We need to organise an Open Top Bus for the Celebrations through the streets of N5... :barscarf:
Xhaka will be on the bus holding the trophy after he clinches the title with a last minute winner against
Wolves
:barscarf: :-P
if THAT happens The Bus Parade will be in support of a new contract for him! :lol:

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gazzatt2 wrote:
Thu May 11, 2023 8:19 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Thu May 11, 2023 6:28 pm
It really does look like he is on his way OUT!... Ohhh! BeeJeeusss That sounds soooo Good.! :-P :D


We need to organise an Open Top Bus for the Celebrations through the streets of N5... :barscarf:
Xhaka will be on the bus holding the trophy after he clinches the title with a last minute winner against
Wolves :barscarf: :-P
:lol:

You know what? That would be enough for me to no longer want to see him crippled. Nearly. :wink:

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I think Xhaka actually met and started chatting up his wife in the middle of a game. He went to take a throw in, saw her in the crowd, starting chatting her up and the rest is history. His teammates never interfered, realizing that they were better off without him.

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🚨 Granit Xhaka is ‘being pursued’ by Bayer Leverkusen ahead of a summer move. Arsenal value Xhaka at €10m, a figure Leverkusen do not like & are, instead, ‘wanting a further discount’ before proceeding with their efforts to sign him. [@TuttoMercatoWeb via @Sport_Witness] #afc

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FFS! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Edu should be asking for £15 Million and then when they start moaning.. say Oh! Okay... £10 million it is then. :? :roll:













and then when they say that's still too much..Just say


Ohhh! Okaaaay You can have him and we'll give YOU £10million. :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: REEE-SULT! :D

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Fri May 12, 2023 1:09 pm
🚨 Granit Xhaka is ‘kinda being pursued’ by Bayer Leverkusen ahead of a summer move. Arsenal are taking the piss pricing Lobotomy Clive Xhaka at €10m, a figure Leverkusen do not like & are, instead, ‘wanting a further massive 100% discount’ before proceeding with their efforts to sign the gormless cuntmonkey in an unheralded act of charity towards Arsenal. [@TuttoMercatoWeb via @Sport_Witness] #afc
What they really said ^^ 8)

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Fuck dat shit, I got up at 4:30am this morning walked to the local beach / shore to watch Father Sun ascend in the East as if from beneath the torrents of the sea... and it was feckin' Cloudy. :cry:

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat May 13, 2023 8:08 am
Fuck dat shit, I got up at 4:30am this morning walked to the local beach / shore to watch Father Sun ascend in the East as if from beneath the torrents of the sea... and it was feckin' Cloudy. :cry:
Hmmm. Not sure you can blame Xhaka for that mate!

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wibble wrote:
Sat May 13, 2023 8:48 am
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat May 13, 2023 8:08 am
Fuck dat shit, I got up at 4:30am this morning walked to the local beach / shore to watch Father Sun ascend in the East as if from beneath the torrents of the sea... and it was feckin' Cloudy. :cry:
Hmmm. Not sure you can blame Xhaka for that mate!
I saw Xhaka pointing at the clouds last night. He was telling them to drop deep to cover him. So yeah it is his fault. :D

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See Told you Wibbs but Ohhhh! No! You Wouldn't have it. Thanks BP - Seethere are some sensible people on here! :mrgreen:

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https://tbrfootball.com/report-borussia ... is-summer/

Phenomenal now.......how many more superlatives are we going to be subjected to before we get shot of the lump of Swiss cheese. Funny how his brilliance doesn't convert into monetary value. We'll be lucky to get a quarter of what we paid for him :banghead: :banghead:

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Ian wright has crawled right up into Clive's rectum

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat May 13, 2023 8:08 am
Fuck dat shit, I got up at 4:30am this morning walked to the local beach / shore to watch Father Sun ascend in the East as if from beneath the torrents of the sea... and it was feckin' Cloudy. :cry:
whats the significance of this on 13th May?

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It's an analogy mate. :wink:

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u wot mate?!

i'm genuinely curious if any reason for this on 13th may in taff lore, or was just that you decided to get up early that day and see it?

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