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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:01 pm
by QuartzGooner
"Energy efficient" new type of light bulbs.
Let us be honest, they do not give off as much light as the old ones.
Which means the atmosphere in the room is "gloomy".
If I want "Gloomy" I can always come on this Forum and read GoonerSid and Augie, I do not need it in my room!
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:09 pm
by greengooner
JEDWARD
what a pair of wankbuckets
Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:21 pm
by Chips and Chocolate
Shoreditch hipsters... Bunch of gaylords!!!
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:06 am
by Deise Gooner
flash gunner wrote:goonersid wrote:People who take their kids to the pub or restaurant and allow the them to run amock.
This happened yesterday, we had our littlun christened, then 7 of us went for a meal afterwards. We had the baby sleeping in his car seat, when this family arrived and sat at the table next to us. I then heard the neandrethal father instructing his 2 brats as to how far they were allowed to stray from the table. Which was basically anywhere as long as they didn't go outside.
So then the 2 little fuckers began to run around the fucking place disturbing all the diners and eventually waking little Donal.
I fucking hate these irresponsible bastards and would gladly run them and their offspring over.
Well said mate i hate uncontrolled kids in restaurants or anywhere to be honest that affect others
or when they stand next to your table staring at you wwhile your eating
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:22 am
by goonersid
When you are on a plane, in the cinema or on a bus and a kid behind you keeps kicking the back of your chair.
When you are on a plane or on a bus and the kid in front of you sits up and looks at you, waiting for you to play peek a fucking boo, and their parents seem to think you actually want to entertain their little brat, fuck off you little *word censored*.
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:26 am
by flash gunner
goonersid wrote:When you are on a plane, in the cinema or on a bus and a kid behind you keeps kicking the back of your chair.
When you are on a plane or on a bus and the kid in front of you sits up and looks at you, waiting for you to play peek a fucking boo, and their parents seem to think you actually want to entertain their little brat, fuck off you little c**t.
You miserable fucker
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:58 pm
by the playing mantis
on down escalators on the tube, people walking down on the left hand side, but ridiculously slowly!!! ffs if you cant move quick just stand still on the right
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:04 am
by RossieGooner
When you hand your money to shop assistant / bar person, and they slap your change back down on the counter beside your outstretched hand.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:17 am
by DB10GOONER
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:28 am
by RoscommonGooner
DB10GOONER wrote:
Shop assistants that roll their eyes to heaven if you ask them to get something...
You are paid to serve me you uneducated crunt. Fucking serve me!! And do it with a fucking genuine smile too!!
Reminds me of that scene in Intermission where the girl with the "ronnie" worked in the store always made a "tut" sound to the customers.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:25 pm
by RossieGooner
People that get annoyed that you didnt answer your fone the couple times they have been trying to ring you...
"Fuck off. It's my fone and
i'll decide whether or not to answer it..."
PS - i like this thread...
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:35 pm
by MegaGooner
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:30 pm
by QuartzGooner
Women that give you their BlackberryMessenger PIN, but after a week of messaging will still not give you their phone number.
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:46 pm
by Arsenal 1991
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:56 pm
by RossieGooner
