Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

[GoonerMuzz]

As I am now identifying as a Lamborghini Countach I have no white male privilege, however due to my high consumption of fossil fuels I am triggered by your victim blaming of me as a cause of environmental damage

[DB10GOONER]

As I am now identifying as a Lamborghini Countach I have no white male privilege, however due to my high consumption of fossil fuels I am triggered by your victim blaming of me as a cause of environmental damage

So it's safe to say you've had a few professional fooblers inside you huh?

[GoonerMuzz]

Most of the professional footballers back then couldn't afford a Capri Ghia nevermind a Countach

Today I am identifying as a 1980s plastic Mitre Football, the bane of many a childhood PE lesson

I don't know what all this issue with identity is, it's easy

[DB10GOONER]

Well I'm known for identifying as partial female genitalia, or "a bit of a cùnt" in the colloquial.

[OneBardGooner]

Well I'm known for identifying as partial female genitalia, or "a bit of a cùnt" in the colloquial.

A Bit!!!????

[Andrew]

Well I'm known for identifying as partial female genitalia, or "a bit of a cùnt" in the colloquial.

We knew what you meant, stop mansplaining.

[GoonerMuzz]

Well I'm known for identifying as partial female genitalia, or "a bit of a cùnt" in the colloquial.

We knew what you meant, stop mansplaining.

If he was identifying as a piece of females genitalia, can he actually be mansplaining?

[OneBardGooner]

YUP! He Sure Can!

[OneBardGooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eC_ArZrwkc

Give this a Go!

[GoonerMuzz]

The irony of mansplaining is I have to listen to my wife on a daily basis telling me how wrong I am about everything.......yet there is no word to express that bollocks

Anyway fucking athlete whinging bitching *word censored* from all sports bottling it and then saying they have mental health issues, for fuck sake no you dont you just fucked up, got injured, or had a bad day. Pull it together and go again it's not the end of the world.

There are people with serious mental health issues who struggle to get up in the morning never mind get to the top of their sports, with all the life coaches, sports psychologists, physios etc etc This is especially common amongst the younger athletes and sportsmen today. Jesus fucking christ, pressure is pressure no matter what your walk of life but these people should be aware that they have it so much better and the resources around them are infinitely more accessible than the average human being

Fucking calling them heroes is sickening in the world we currently live in, Doctors and Paramedics who attend road traffic accidents and see all sorts of horrible shit, firemen who go into burning buildings, soldiers who risk life and limb on battlefields to rescue wounded friends, civilians who try to stop terrorist with fire extinguishers and narwhal tusks are heroes not fucking sportsmen and women

[DB10GOONER]

The irony of mansplaining is I have to listen to my wife on a daily basis telling me how wrong I am about everything.......yet there is no word to express that bollocks

Anyway fucking athlete whinging bitching *word censored* from all sports bottling it and then saying they have mental health issues, for fuck sake no you dont you just fucked up, got injured, or had a bad day. Pull it together and go again it's not the end of the world.

There are people with serious mental health issues who struggle to get up in the morning never mind get to the top of their sports, with all the life coaches, sports psychologists, physios etc etc This is especially common amongst the younger athletes and sportsmen today. Jesus fucking christ, pressure is pressure no matter what your walk of life but these people should be aware that they have it so much better and the resources around them are infinitely more accessible than the average human being

Fucking calling them heroes is sickening in the world we currently live in, Doctors and Paramedics who attend road traffic accidents and see all sorts of horrible shit, firemen who go into burning buildings, soldiers who risk life and limb on battlefields to rescue wounded friends, civilians who try to stop terrorist with fire extinguishers and narwhal tusks are heroes not fucking sportsmen and women

Brilliant post. Agree with every word.

These entitled snowflakes make me sick. It's a cop out. They didn't win? Ooh blame mental health because it couldn't be that maybe someone was better than them or worked harder than them.

These athletes are supposed to be an inspiration to young kids but what type of example is "it didn't go my way, I'm quitting that bit"....?

They haven't a clue what real problems are.

My mate Joe fought like a Demon against ALS while it slowly killed his body. He never gave up. He never complained once. He gave every bit if himself until the day he died. He had basic health care because our health system is fucked by our politicians. He never had the access to top consultants and specialists. But he never whined about it. Never whined about his mental health. That is a hero.

[OneBardGooner]

That saying that "Old Age Doesn't Come Alone" is so very true.

Anyone 60yrs of age or over can count themselves very fortunate if they are not yet plagued by:

Having to get up 2 - 3 times in the night to pee

Creaking / Clicking Bones and Joints (especially those parts of the body injured when doing something oh! So Funny and Daring & Wild in one's younger days - Like jumping off the top of the Arch at Durdle Door when you were on mushrooms ) and you dislocated your left shoulder. Or the time you tried to do a wheelie on your mates 250 BSA Starfire motorbike and fell off smashing your right elbow....

Aching Lower Back

Insomnia

The Night Sweats (occasionally)

Running to catch the train / Bus then spending the next 10 - 15 minutes Sweating like you're in a Sauna and then your clothes being all sweaty.


Suddenly realising that you will now never get to do those things/dreams you had that you (foolishly) thought when younger okay I can't do that now I'll do it/them when I retire and have the time and space etc



Youth is wasted on the young (& foolish).

[DB10GOONER]

666. Royalty. The very concept offends me.

The latest carry on of paying "tribute" to the old flange Philip is nauseating. Hey let's pay tribute to the "life of service" of an entitled openly racist cùnt.

"Life of service".

Born into wealth, never done a hard day's work in his life and lived off the tax payer ffs. Fuck off, we'd all love that "job"!

And now the alleged child molester Andrew playing legal silly buggers to try avoid justice and the media tip toeing around it.

They even wrote a nursery rhyme about the inbred cùnt:

Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand sperm.
He marched them up to Manhattan,
And blew them all over an underaged girl.

Allegedly. cough cough

[John F]

Selfish Twats who block the main entrances to petrol stations making sure no one else gets in so they get a choice of pumps instead of queuing behind one. I pull in as close as I can to them to encourage them to move.

[DB10GOONER]

Selfish Twats who block the main entrances to petrol stations making sure no one else gets in so they get a choice of pumps instead of queuing behind one. I pull in as close as I can to them to encourage them to move.

That boils my piss.

Happens at the checkouts in supermarkets too. I just walk past them, select a checkout, and queue at that checkout. I love the "tut tut" sounds that causes!

Fuck them.