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Did you know that the word placenta comes from the Latin for Cake? :? :? Definately one occasion when you don't want to have your cake and eat it too!! :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:This all happened cos that Chiellini c*nt stretched for a ball he was never gonna win.
Does that even count? lol

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In an interview after the game Giorgio Chiellini told reporters “At first I thought he was just winded and then when he stayed down I thought he was just milking itâ€

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CYGooner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:This all happened cos that Chiellini c*nt stretched for a ball he was never gonna win.
Does that even count? lol
Only if it's a clever *word censored*!! :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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CYGooner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:This all happened cos that Chiellini c*nt stretched for a ball he was never gonna win.
Does that even count? lol
Why not? A "stretched c*nt" is a byproduct of giving birth in many cases is it not? :? :wink:

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Yeah. The father has to pay for everything!! :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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Last one from me, I’ve clearly spent to much time trying to think things up.

On his way back to England, Van Persie will be stopping of at a clinic in the Russian mountains for an emergency procedure to improve durability know to locals as

E.P.I.D Ural.


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Stop this now :roll: :roll: :roll:

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SPUDMASHER wrote:Stop this now :roll: :roll: :roll:
I've read this 3 or 4 times now & I just dont get what the pun is! :?

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:Stop this now :roll: :roll: :roll:
I've read this 3 or 4 times now & I just dont get what the pun is! :?
I believe it is the current method of birth control being employed by Mrs Spudmasher. :lol:

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Number 5 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:Stop this now :roll: :roll: :roll:
I've read this 3 or 4 times now & I just dont get what the pun is! :?
I believe it is the current method of birth control being employed by Mrs Spudmasher. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by BT »

Spuddy should stop trying to stem the creative flow. One has to wonder if its time to cell Van Persie though.

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But did he want to go or was he pushed? :oops:

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Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:Stop this now rebel :roll: :roll: :roll:
I've tried this 3 or 4 times myself now & I just dont get what the fun is! :?
:shock: :shock:

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Post by Basil is a Gooner »

This thread is so funny its had me in stitches! :barscarf: :cry: 8)

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