The Gooner Forum

Naki_Gooner wrote:

Naki_Gooner wrote:When you've got an interview for a new job and the c**ts you work with are so fuckin lazy they dont do a fuckin thing and you come back to a fuckin mess. (christ I hope I get this job)

Todays a fuckin great day, The Arse have a massive win against the barcawhores and I get to resign from this fuckin job, there'll be a few beers tonight.

Congrats, Doing some voluntary redundancies in our place, I'm praying to fuck that I get the chance to go, but I doubt it.

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kingjayson1 wrote:I'm in the doctors surgery now and there are 100 cunting children running about in the waiting room. Do people not realise the majority of people in here are ill so don't want these little shits running around?

Getting your arse repaired?

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flash gunner wrote:

kingjayson1 wrote:I'm in the doctors surgery now and there are 100 cunting children running about in the waiting room. Do people not realise the majority of people in here are ill so don't want these little shits running around?

Getting your arse repaired?

If so, surely it would be at least decent of AA23 to give you a lift to the hospital?

Bottled versions of Brown and Tomato sauce, (usually found in cafes) you have to shake the *word censored* so hard, to get the flow going, it's not just like knocking one out, but several at the same time, why don't they use the squeezable variety?? I know why, they're fucking tight *word censored* and don't want the sauce used....

Piss over a toilet floor, so you have to aquaplane to and from the urinals... just fix the toilets you tight arseholes... take a bow The Eaglet on the 7 sisters road for the worst toilets in London.

Lending stuff to people who don't give it back... Just give it back... FFS!!!

franksav63 wrote:Piss over a toilet floor, so you have to aquaplane to and from the urinals... just fix the toilets you tight arseholes... take a bow The Eaglet on the 7 sisters road for the worst toilets in London.

People who ask if they can borrow something DVD/CD's etc - and even though you explain to them very clearly that they MUST return it unscratched/marked etc etc.....or they will die...They then hand it back with scratched/fingerprints of grease etc all over your 49 Unbeaten DVD and yer Soprano's box set (with the lid all torn) when you say (SCREAM!)

"What the FECK IS THIS!!!???" ......they look at you as if to say 'waht?'...


Then the dumbasfuck unholy motherfuckin'*word censored* have the unbelievable audacity a few weeks later to ask if they can borrow something else....


DIE YOU WHORESCUMBAG CUMGUZZLING C U N T S !!!!!

franksav63 wrote:Lending stuff to people who don't give it back... Just give it back... FFS!!!

Old folk who don't remember you returned stuff you loan from them and then accuse you of being a thief.


















Just kidding Frank

MegaGooner wrote:

franksav63 wrote:Lending stuff to people who don't give it back... Just give it back... FFS!!!

Old folk who don't remember you returned stuff you loan from them and then accuse you of being a thief.


















Just kidding Frank

Ya *word censored*...

Old people blocking the aisles in the supermarket, as they totter about at a snails pace, confused like it's the first time they have ever been shopping.
There should be one day midweek set aside for old codgers to do their shopping, and then have them banned from leaving the house for the rest of the week.

goonersid wrote:Old people blocking the aisles in the supermarket, as they totter about at a snails pace, confused like it's the first time they have ever been shopping.
There should be one day midweek set aside for old codgers to do their shopping, and then have them banned from leaving the house for the rest of the week.

A thousand times this.

Truck drivers who pull out in front of you on a motorway when they know dam well you're there and know you'll have to move or get squashed. And the other set of cunting truck drivers who start flasing you and going mental when you do the same to them.