STATISTICS FOR DB10 THE CIVIL SERVANT

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flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....

The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03

The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8

So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else :? Im scared now!!!
What does that mean for serial killers??!! :shock:

Chippy?






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Apparently it was Chippy that took it over the 2 mark. Before he started going to Bristol on "business trips" it was 1.97

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stg wrote:Sorry forgot one

In a study statistics show that women get 20% more sexualy aroused by pornographic images than men(mesured by brain neurons) but 95% of thoses women denied that they were sexualy aroused by those images!!!!!!!!
That's worth putting to the test on here?



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SPUDMASHER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....

The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03

The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8

So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else :? Im scared now!!!
You should be, I've heard all about you :lol: :lol:
Been getting your old mates to check the police records? :worried: :lol:
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flash gunner wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....

The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03

The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8

So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else :? Im scared now!!!
You should be, I've heard all about you :lol: :lol:
Been getting your old mates to check the police records? :worried: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
These fingers reach into many deep crevices my friend.

PS. None of those crevices are attached to males or children.
PPS. Or dogs :wink:
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SPUDMASHER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
SPUDMASHER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....

The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03

The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8

So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else :? Im scared now!!!
You should be, I've heard all about you :lol: :lol:
Been getting your old mates to check the police records? :worried: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
These fingers reach into many deep crevices my friend.

PS. None of those crevices are attached to males or children.
PPS. Or dogs :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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95% of non football related posts get moved to the basement, unless of course they are posted by the mods, in which case it's only about 5% :roll: :wink: :lol:
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Post by DB10GOONER »

80% of me thinks this is a great thread

10% thinks it's rubbish

10% thinks it's about time mizznaughty posted the titty shot she promised Spuddy.





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Re: STATISTICS FOR DB10 THE CIVIL SERVANT

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REBEL GOONER wrote:Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.




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i've just found this thread, is it about a mod called DB10? is he really a titch?
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REBEL GOONER wrote:not a stat as such but





Ashley Cole goes to the Doctor and complains that he gets sexually aroused when looking in the mirror. "I'm not surprised," says the Doc, "you're a c**t."
but ashley doesn't like *word censored*??
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REBEL GOONER wrote:A lot of Blokes have nicknames for their penises, and I was recently given a nickname for mine.

It was by a woman while she was giving me a blowjob.

She named it the Inhaler , at least that's what I thought.

Turns out she was asthmatic, and it's my fault she died
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REBEL GOONER wrote:A lot of Blokes have nicknames for their penises, and I was recently given a nickname for mine.

It was by a woman while she was giving me a blowjob.

She named it the Inhaler , at least that's what I thought.

Turns out she was asthmatic, and it's my fault she died
:oops:
Amazing, I even posted on this thread back in March and missed this gem....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
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franksav63 wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:A lot of Blokes have nicknames for their penises, and I was recently given a nickname for mine.

It was by a woman while she was giving me a blowjob.

She named it the Inhaler , at least that's what I thought.

Turns out she was asthmatic, and it's my fault she died
:oops:
Amazing, I even posted on this thread back in March and missed this gem....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
99.99% of people who posted on this thread in march were pissed out of their minds
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Post by stg »

Statisticly 100% of the people who have read this thread have tried to think of a stat they could put on here but only the clever 5% have
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corkbarry wrote:
franksav63 wrote:
REBEL GOONER wrote:A lot of Blokes have nicknames for their penises, and I was recently given a nickname for mine.

It was by a woman while she was giving me a blowjob.

She named it the Inhaler , at least that's what I thought.

Turns out she was asthmatic, and it's my fault she died
:oops:
Amazing, I even posted on this thread back in March and missed this gem....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
99.99% of people who posted on this thread in march were pissed out of their minds
Possibly.... it was 9.30pm.... but that would have been too early, even for me, but then the clocks went back after that date, so would that have been 10:30 then.... oh. so it.... I'm confused (again) :shock: :lol: :lol:
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DB10GOONER wrote:80% of me thinks this is a great thread

10% thinks it's rubbish

10% thinks it's about time mizznaughty posted the titty shot she promised Spuddy.





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The last stat is missing a zero.
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