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Be afraid. Be very afraid.flash gunner wrote:Apparently it was Chippy that took it over the 2 mark. Before he started going to Bristol on "business trips" it was 1.97DB10GOONER wrote:What does that mean for serial killers??!!flash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....
The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03
The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8
So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone elseIm scared now!!!
Chippy?
That's worth putting to the test on here?stg wrote:Sorry forgot one
In a study statistics show that women get 20% more sexualy aroused by pornographic images than men(mesured by brain neurons) but 95% of thoses women denied that they were sexualy aroused by those images!!!!!!!!
Been getting your old mates to check the police records?SPUDMASHER wrote:You should be, I've heard all about youflash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....
The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03
The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8
So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else
flash gunner wrote:Been getting your old mates to check the police records?SPUDMASHER wrote:You should be, I've heard all about youflash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....
The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03
The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8
So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else
SPUDMASHER wrote:flash gunner wrote:Been getting your old mates to check the police records?SPUDMASHER wrote:You should be, I've heard all about youflash gunner wrote:Heres one for you....
The murder rate per 100,000 in the UK is 2.03
The suicide rate per 100,000 in the UK is 6.8
So youre at more danger from yourself than from anyone else
These fingers reach into many deep crevices my friend.
PS. None of those crevices are attached to males or children.
PPS. Or dogs
i've just found this thread, is it about a mod called DB10? is he really a titch?REBEL GOONER wrote:Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
but ashley doesn't like *word censored*??REBEL GOONER wrote:not a stat as such but
Ashley Cole goes to the Doctor and complains that he gets sexually aroused when looking in the mirror. "I'm not surprised," says the Doc, "you're a c**t."
REBEL GOONER wrote:A lot of Blokes have nicknames for their penises, and I was recently given a nickname for mine.
It was by a woman while she was giving me a blowjob.
She named it the Inhaler , at least that's what I thought.
Turns out she was asthmatic, and it's my fault she died
Amazing, I even posted on this thread back in March and missed this gem....REBEL GOONER wrote:A lot of Blokes have nicknames for their penises, and I was recently given a nickname for mine.
It was by a woman while she was giving me a blowjob.
She named it the Inhaler , at least that's what I thought.
Turns out she was asthmatic, and it's my fault she died
99.99% of people who posted on this thread in march were pissed out of their mindsfranksav63 wrote:Amazing, I even posted on this thread back in March and missed this gem....REBEL GOONER wrote:A lot of Blokes have nicknames for their penises, and I was recently given a nickname for mine.
It was by a woman while she was giving me a blowjob.
She named it the Inhaler , at least that's what I thought.
Turns out she was asthmatic, and it's my fault she died
Possibly.... it was 9.30pm.... but that would have been too early, even for me, but then the clocks went back after that date, so would that have been 10:30 then.... oh. so it.... I'm confused (again)corkbarry wrote:99.99% of people who posted on this thread in march were pissed out of their mindsfranksav63 wrote:Amazing, I even posted on this thread back in March and missed this gem....REBEL GOONER wrote:A lot of Blokes have nicknames for their penises, and I was recently given a nickname for mine.
It was by a woman while she was giving me a blowjob.
She named it the Inhaler , at least that's what I thought.
Turns out she was asthmatic, and it's my fault she died
The last stat is missing a zero.DB10GOONER wrote:80% of me thinks this is a great thread
10% thinks it's rubbish
10% thinks it's about time mizznaughty posted the titty shot she promised Spuddy.
