Michael Jackson sick joke thread

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So Michael's career did end with an arrest after all

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Apparent,michael choked on his Nose.

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McDonalds are going to introduce the MJ burger in tribute of his life.

50 year old meat inbetween 10 year old buns.

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Doctors are looking into the possibility that Michael Jackson's death could have been caused by an allergic reaction, from eating 12 year old nuts

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MutleyGooner wrote:Doctors are looking into the possibility that Michael Jackson's death could have been caused by an allergic reaction, from eating 12 year old nuts
you must like talking about kid and thier nuts, its all you been doing all morning you sick c.u.n.t

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grow up mike :roll:

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me grow up? im not the one making sick jokes about kids mate...

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Just seen this on another forum
Michael Jackson proved that in America anything is possible. Even a poor black kid can become a wealthy white woman.
:lol:

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Mikegooner87i wrote:me grow up? im not the one making sick jokes about kids mate...
get over it mate its only jokes, if you dont like it don't read it

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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mikegooner87i wrote:me grow up? im not the one making sick jokes about kids mate...
get over it mate its only jokes, if you dont like it don't read it
Joke or not, its sick.

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Another just in.....
Police are looking into the possible cause of Michael Jacksons heart attack.
They've ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times.
They are blaming it on the boogie.

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acko died of a heart attack this morning - he discovered that boyz II men was a band,not a delivery service

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mrgnu1958 wrote:Another just in.....
Police are looking into the possible cause of Michael Jacksons heart attack.
They've ruled out the sunshine, the moonlight and the good times.
They are blaming it on the boogie.
:lol: :lol:

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I heard he was gonna be recycled into an Etch a Sketch, so children can still play with his knob...

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Mikegooner87i wrote:
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Mikegooner87i wrote:me grow up? im not the one making sick jokes about kids mate...
get over it mate its only jokes, if you dont like it don't read it
Joke or not, its sick.
jokes will always be made up wen stuff like this happens, no one means it literally thats why its called a joke.

There are certain things i dont like being turned into jokes but others do.
Anyway none of the jokes actually relate to anything proven so its only hypothetical jokes

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