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Michael Jackson sick joke thread

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OK if you like Michael Jackson don't read this thread and don't complain.

This is my favourite from the other thread.
BREAKING NEWS MICHAEL JACKSON ONLY HAD A STROKE....and the boys not pressing charges

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He"d do anything to sell his records.

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For fucks sake!

Does his death really warrant having different threads on an Arsenal forum?

One for who liked him and another for those that did not?

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Percy Dalton wrote:For fucks sake!

Does his death really warrant having different threads on an Arsenal forum?

One for who liked him and another for those that did not?

:roll:
I agree. but how many posts did you make on the original thread? :?

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Q Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson ?

A Ferguson will be playing giggs in August.

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Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off 8)

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Chippy wrote:
Percy Dalton wrote:For fucks sake!

Does his death really warrant having different threads on an Arsenal forum?

One for who liked him and another for those that did not?

:roll:
I agree. but how many posts did you make on the original thread? :?
What the fuck has that got to do with it? In answer to you maybe three. That was because there was some interesting debate about the status of the man and how he conducted his life!

Is that not what a forum is for?
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Michael Jackson cancelled his UK tour after he discovered £2000 for a ten year old actually refers to the car scrappage scheme

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Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
the first asks the second what they should try first.
To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".

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Farrah Fawcett arrives at the pearly gates and Saint Peter Grants her one wish, so she thinks for a minute and says "I wish all the children in the world to be safe".

The next day Micheal Jackson dies from heart attack.

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Michael Jackson, a black man, a white man and a pedophile walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.

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Post by MutleyGooner »

Isn't it Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm
Where the big hand touches the little hand...

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MutleyGooner wrote:Isn't it Ironic that Michael Jackson died at 2:10pm
Where the big hand touches the little hand...
:coffeespit:

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Post by MutleyGooner »

Reports are in that Micheal Jackson may have chocked on a small bone

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Post by Chippy »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Go for it Mutley. At this rate your post count will be rivalling Wayno's.

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