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I havent slept with any members of my wifes family but her sister admitted to me when drunk that she wanks about me!!!!! When i asked her when was the last time she said 'earlier today', turns out she does he a lot.
Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Well lads just to let you guys (for those who remembered my thread last week that) know that im back with my girlfriend...... after a very long talk and provisonal promises.
Ive promised a weekend break away by the end of year.. (she dont know it but this will be in international break week).
I also promised to limit the football I watch on tv' which is not Arsenal or big match/team related. i.e Bolton Vs Blackburn...... etc.
But While we were briefly apart i went to see her mum to collect a key for my flat.
I turned up with her mum dressed up, with her false DD tits in my face in a skimpy vest.
she sat me down and talked about the situation. but all i wanted to is bend her over the table..... Wrong i know.
Well talking to mates at work it seems like all of them would of given it a sneaky try, i was shocked by the amount of them whos slept with thier girfriends or wife's mum, aunts, sisters and mates......
am i missing something here......
should i have tried to suck on the double Ds??????
Look mate..ive tried that.
WHY do you think ive ONLY got 2inches now
Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Well lads just to let you guys (for those who remembered my thread last week that) know that im back with my girlfriend...... after a very long talk and provisonal promises.
Ive promised a weekend break away by the end of year.. (she dont know it but this will be in international break week).
I also promised to limit the football I watch on tv' which is not Arsenal or big match/team related. i.e Bolton Vs Blackburn...... etc.
But While we were briefly apart i went to see her mum to collect a key for my flat.
I turned up with her mum dressed up, with her false DD tits in my face in a skimpy vest.
she sat me down and talked about the situation. but all i wanted to is bend her over the table..... Wrong i know.
Well talking to mates at work it seems like all of them would of given it a sneaky try, i was shocked by the amount of them whos slept with thier girfriends or wife's mum, aunts, sisters and mates......
am i missing something here......
should i have tried to suck on the double Ds??????
Look mate..ive tried that.
WHY do you think ive ONLY got 2inches now
dbrien wrote:I havent slept with any members of my wifes family but her sister admitted to me when drunk that she wanks about me!!!!! When i asked her when was the last time she said 'earlier today', turns out she does he a lot.
Mind you, I am a burning hunk o love
Christ I hope my wife never reads this.
Quality. You should go round there and kick her back doors in
dbrien wrote:I havent slept with any members of my wifes family but her sister admitted to me when drunk that she wanks about me!!!!! When i asked her when was the last time she said 'earlier today', turns out she does he a lot.
while they were apart he came to collect a key for his flat,
he turned up i was all dress up,with my fake DDs in his face in a skimpy vest.
i sat him down and we talked about the situation but all i wanted was him to bend me over the table..wrong i know
well talking to girls at work,it seems like all of them would have give it a sneaky try,i was shocked by the amount of them who slept with their husband dads,uncles,brothers and mates.
maybe it was a test to catch you out! or maybe i'm paranoid on your behalf 
milf hunter 
that's all i remember really
