HAVE/WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS MUM/MATE/SISTER?

Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER · Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:41 pm

Well lads just to let you guys (for those who remembered my thread last week that) know that im back with my girlfriend...... after a very long talk and provisonal promises.

Ive promised a weekend break away by the end of year.. (she dont know it but this will be in international break week).

I also promised to limit the football I watch on tv' which is not Arsenal or big match/team related. i.e Bolton Vs Blackburn...... etc.

But While we were briefly apart i went to see her mum to collect a key for my flat.

I turned up with her mum dressed up, with her false DD tits in my face in a skimpy vest.

she sat me down and talked about the situation. but all i wanted to is bend her over the table..... Wrong i know.

Well talking to mates at work it seems like all of them would of given it a sneaky try, i was shocked by the amount of them whos slept with thier girfriends or wife's mum, aunts, sisters and mates......

am i missing something here......

should i have tried to suck on the double Ds??????

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:45 pm

Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER wrote:Well lads just to let you guys (for those who remembered my thread last week that) know that im back with my girlfriend...... after a very long talk and provisonal promises.

Ive promised a weekend break away by the end of year.. she dont know it but this will be in international break week.

I also promised to limit the football i watch on tv's which is not Arsenal or big match related. i.e Bolton Vs Blackburn...... etc.

But While we were briefly apart i went to see her mum to collect a key that for my flat.

I turned up with the mum dressed up with her false DD tits in my face in a skimpy vest.

she sat me down and talked about the situation. all i wanted to is bend her over the table..... Wrong i know.

Well talking to mates at work it seems like all of them would of given it a sneaky try, i was shocked by the amount of them whos slept with thier girfriends or wife's mum, aunts, sisters and mates......

am i missing something here......

should i have tried to suck on the double Ds??????

Arent you in enough trouble already

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:53 pm

Sling one up her and if caught say you wanted to see what she would feel like after dropping some sprogs out of her clacker

Post by **REB** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:57 pm

slept with an ex girlfriends best friends mum if that counts

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:10 pm

REBEL GOONER wrote:slept with an ex girlfriends best friends mum if that counts

They all count....even the own goals

Vince · Post by **Vince** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:11 pm

Does daughter counts??

joke

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:12 pm

Vince wrote:Does daughter counts??

joke

Post by **g88ner** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:13 pm

HAVE/WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS MUM/MATE/SISTER?

Depends.

If you love, or respect, the girl you're dating, then obviously you'd never touch her mum!

However, if it's a dead end relationship with a girl who sleeps around... then yes!

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:14 pm

g88ner wrote:
HAVE/WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS MUM/MATE/SISTER?
Depends.

If you love, or respect, the girl you're dating, then obviously you'd never touch her mum!

However, if it's a dead end relationship with a girl who sleeps around... then yes!

Too philosophical for me...just bang her

Vince · Post by **Vince** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:15 pm

greatgooner wrote:
Vince wrote:Does daughter counts??

joke

sorry, it's french humour

Post by **g88ner** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:17 pm

greatgooner wrote:
Too philosophical for me...just bang her

..... or just bang her. I agree!

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:21 pm

g88ner wrote:
greatgooner wrote:
Too philosophical for me...just bang her
..... or just bang her. I agree!

You changed you tune quick

SCREAM AIM FIRE · Post by **SCREAM AIM FIRE** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:27 pm

i'd do 95% of her friends!
probably wouldnt touch her relatives unless very drunk lol

Ted B · Post by **Ted B** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:29 pm

I'd love to do all 3 mate, but I don't have the balls

I did once sleep with somebodys mum though, although I don't know who she was

she supported chelsea though

that's all i remember really

greatgooner · Post by **greatgooner** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:30 pm

Karel wrote:I'd love to do all 3 mate, but I don't have the balls

I did once sleep with somebodys mum though, although I don't know who she was she supported chelsea though that's all i remember really

Wasn't called Donna was she?

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