Gael's Song

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Dirty dirty Ashley,
he just loves the cash,
but no where near as much,
as a Siemens up his gash!

Dirty Ashley Tweedy,
To the doctor he did go,
And when the doctor took a look,
'twas a phone up his hole! Hey!

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DB10GOONER wrote:Dirty dirty Ashley,
he just loves the cash,
but no where near as much,
as a Siemens up his gash!

Dirty Ashley Tweedy,
To the doctor he did go,
And when the doctor took a look,
'twas a phone up his hole! Hey!

:wink:
:D :D :D :D :D :wink: :mrgreen:
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When he dials out, is that what's known as a "Booty Call"?
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Galasso wrote:When he dials out, is that what's known as a "Booty Call"?
Gives a whole (hole? :wink: ) new meaning to the phrase;

"Don't be talking sh*t down the phone!" :wink:
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cashley hole: the only guy to get a hard on when watching trigger happy TV.
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I like the pass the dutchie one Smooth !
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DB10GOONER wrote:
goonergael wrote:Cheryl Tweedy is a slapper
she should be in jail
and when shes shagging ashley
shed rather be with gael

any takers
I like it! :lol: 8)

Strong first post. Welcome aboard... 8)

Tweedy is a minger
And so is ashley cole
And when she found his mobile
she stuck it up his hole

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gladly...

cashley is a pervert
his mobile makes him cum
and when he hears it ringing
he sticks it up his bum.

also to the tune of i get all the girls

he loves those nokia phones
he loves those sony phones

he loves those be loves those big old eighties phones
he loves those tiny motorola phones

he loves those landline phones
he even loves those crazy hands free phones

Cashley fucks the phones he fucks all the phones
Cashley fucks the phones he fucks all the phones
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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:

also to the tune of i get all the girls

he loves those nokia phones
he loves those sony phones

he loves those be loves those big old eighties phones
he loves those tiny motorola phones

he loves those landline phones
he even loves those crazy hands free phones

Cashley fucks the phones he fucks all the phones
Cashley fucks the phones he fucks all the phones
Tears are STREAMING down my cheeks... QUALITY I tells YA!! :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) :lol: :lol: :lol:
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