Gael's Song

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goonergael
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Gael's Song

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Cheryl Tweedy is a slapper
she should be in jail
and when shes shagging ashley
shed rather be with gael

any takers
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EdgeOfTown
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to the tune of "Arsene Wenger's magic"???
I like it, and Gael definitely deserves a song...this seems more of an away song to me though, I could definitely hear this at like Chelsea away or a Euro trip, but you know what its like at the Grove:
"Excuse me old chap, but isn't that rather offensive?....Gosh these seats are comfortable...."

Good work though. Welcome to the board..
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Get rid of the word Cheryl then it'd be perfect!
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goonergael wrote:Cheryl Tweedy is a slapper
she should be in jail
and when shes shagging ashley
shed rather be with gael

any takers
I like it! :lol: 8)

Strong first post. Welcome aboard... 8)

Tweedy is a minger
And so is ashley cole
And when she found his mobile
she stuck it up his hole

Do add...
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DB10GOONER wrote:
Tweedy is a minger
And so is ashley cole
And when she found his mobile
she stuck it up his hole

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& he enjoyed it
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Post by EdgeOfTown »

lol DB10, love it!
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stats wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tweedy is a minger
And so is ashley cole
And when she found his mobile
she stuck it up his hole

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& he enjoyed it
Oh yes he did... :shock: :wink:
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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

how about to the tune of musical youths pass the dutche?

"pass to clichy on the lefty hand side" lol

no the song above seems to swing it thus far
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EdgeOfTown wrote:lol DB10, love it!
Why thank you, sir. A man of taste! 8)
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DB10GOONER wrote:
goonergael wrote:Cheryl Tweedy is a slapper
she should be in jail
and when shes shagging ashley
shed rather be with gael

any takers
I like it! :lol: 8)

Strong first post. Welcome aboard... 8)

Tweedy is a minger
And so is ashley cole
And when she found his mobile
she stuck it up his hole

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He got a new text message
From his mate John Terry
"You've never looked as happy as....
...when with your blackberry"
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Post by TheOne2Smooth »

to the tune of my old mans a dustman

Ashley coles a wanker
he's father is a *word censored*
he's mother is a slapper
and tweedy is a SLUT!
HEY!
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Post by EdgeOfTown »

some of these are definitely post-watershed!
keep 'em coming lads!
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EdgeOfTown wrote: keep 'em coming lads!
....that's exactly what Ashley said to the sales assistants on january sale day at carphone warehouse
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Post by I Hate Hleb »

'OH ASHLEY COLE
LIKES IT UP THE ARSE-HOLE
AND YOU'LL ALWAYS HEAR HIM MOAN
IF YOU DO IT WITH A PHONE!!'

(BY THE WAY, THE WAY IT'S DEVELOPED, THIS THREAD SHOULD BE RE-NAMED 'SONG FOR ASHLEY'! :roll: ) :lol: :wink:
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