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Butter my arse!

Number 5 wrote:"Well Sonia, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks!"

''If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plow the family into the soil, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.''

'Do you know what my favourite part of Sonia is? Its her feet, she has lovely dainty feet, i cant stand big feet, it reminds me of gammon'

We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

norfbankN16 wrote:We've got so much chat, I'm going to have to get my ice pick out and scale the north face of Chat-mandu!

'Tonight im really going to put the Chat among the pigeons'

'Dan's a great man. I was talking to him today on the phone and he was asking me what phone I have and I said a Motorola Timeport and he said 'that's SAAAAAADDDDD! you need to upgrade' and I said 'so do you to a new face!' He nearly soiled himself he said he was laughing so hard, he had Kenco coming out of his nostrils and that made me laugh... But my nostrils were clear...'

good thread

Just to elaborate on one ealier

"My girlfriend's 33, I'm 47, shes 14 years younger than me....back of the net!"

Dan: Hi
Alan: Are you wearing Lynx?
Dan: Well smelt! Voodoo!
Alan: Java!

norfbankN16 wrote:Dan: Hi
Alan: Are you wearing Lynx?
Dan: Well smelt! Voodoo!
Alan: Java!

DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN.....DAAAANNNN, No, he hasnt seen me, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, Ill have to catch him later, DAAAAAAAAAANNNNN

Thats a great episode with some cracking quotes, including

'Dont rub your fanny on me'

'Lyn, these are sex swappers'

'Ill tell you what, i deserve a bravery award for that' (on returning from the toilet)

and my personal favourite

'Oh look, there is single hand Sue tackling the buffet, she is like a human JCB'

And the Scottish Division One match between Taste of Dunfermline and Strathcarnage cannot be stopped.

GOOD NIGHT.

Swale_Gooner1985 wrote:

norfbankN16 wrote:Dan: Hi
Alan: Are you wearing Lynx?
Dan: Well smelt! Voodoo!
Alan: Java!

DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN, DAN.....DAAAANNNN, No, he hasnt seen me, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, Ill have to catch him later, DAAAAAAAAAANNNNN

Thats a great episode with some cracking quotes, including

'Dont rub your fanny on me'

'Lyn, these are sex swappers'

'Ill tell you what, i deserve a bravery award for that' (on returning from the toilet)

and my personal favourite

'Oh look, there is single hand Sue tackling the buffet, she is like a human JCB'

Stop getting Bond wrong!

"I can't get Bangkok Lady Boys in my room"

'Between you and me I do things with her that I'd never have done with my wife Carol. Occasionally I dost venture south, and when I do it's like a breath of fresh air'

Love this thread

"I'll have a Baileys and a pint of Bitter"

"Its called a lady boy"

Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank