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marcengels wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:Went to the hospital this morning and guess what?
Ill be having the GASTRIC BYPASS in a few months time.
Best news ive had in 3 months and its gonna be life changing for me.
Ive NEVER been thin.

I hope this doesn't go the way of one of your away "trips" ****'y

flash gunner wrote:

marcengels wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:Went to the hospital this morning and guess what?
Ill be having the GASTRIC BYPASS in a few months time.
Best news ive had in 3 months and its gonna be life changing for me.
Ive NEVER been thin.

I hope this doesn't go the way of one of your away "trips" ****'y

I hope ****'y's got something in writing - or I imagine that when he turns up at the hosptial, there's gonna be some other big fat bloke (probably from Yorkshire), in his bed place.

i wanna...

1..Get a Bike.
2..Go swimming(again).
3..Go to ANY shop and get clothes that I like, NOT what fits
4..Get on a plane without having to ask.."Can i have an extention please"
5..Get a fit Bird.

mrgnu1958 wrote:

Didnt i see a similar pic of you holding Man City tickets? Then your 'foot' played up and you couldnt make it


Joking ****"y

mrgnu1958 wrote:i wanna...

1..Get a Bike.
2..Go swimming(again).
3..Go to ANY shop and get clothes that I like, NOT what fits
4..Get on a plane without having to ask.."Can i have an extention please"
5..Get a fit Bird.

Which fucking airline does that then?



By the way...all the best mate

mrgnu1958 wrote:i wanna...

1..Get a Bike.
2..Go swimming(again).
3..Go to ANY shop and get clothes that I like, NOT what fits
4..Get on a plane without having to ask.."Can i have an extention please"
5..Get a fit Bird.

Good Luck Gnuey mate.....let us know the exact date, I'll say one for ya!...btw shouldn't number 5 be at the top of yer list!??

OneBardGooner wrote:

mrgnu1958 wrote:i wanna...

1..Get a Bike.
2..Go swimming(again).
3..Go to ANY shop and get clothes that I like, NOT what fits
4..Get on a plane without having to ask.."Can i have an extention please"
5..Get a fit Bird.

Good Luck Gnuey mate.....let us know the exact date, I'll say one for ya!...btw shouldn't number 5 be at the top of yer list!??

Hmmm... Yes.... a fit bird before any old bird that's got a rep for being a bleeding bike..

Good luck Mr G...

Well I suppose 1 and 5 could be classified as the same thing!!

I Hate Hleb wrote:Well I suppose 1 and 5 could be classified as the same thing!!

Yes....

Beat me by seconds!!! (although I could delete yours and no-one would ever know!!! Hahahahahahahhahaha!!!)

I Hate Hleb wrote:Beat me by seconds!!!

Just content yourself with the fact that great minds think alike, only mine just a little quicker that yours.

Or that stupid people think of the same silly things!!!

Yes, that also

you don't need a ban or a bypass - just cut the crap out of your diet and do some fucking exercise

drinking beer, eating shit ready made meals and sitting on your sofa all day will make you fucking fat

i hope you will change your eating habits