OHHH YESSS!!! its official

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mrgnu1958
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OHHH YESSS!!! its official

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Went to the hospital this morning and guess what?
Ill be having the GASTRIC BYPASS in a few months time.
Best news ive had in 3 months and its gonna be life changing for me.
Ive NEVER been thin. 8)
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Good news ****"y really pleased for you
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phew...im sooo relieved flash.
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I'm pleased for you ****"y, however....

What would happen if the gastric band DIDN'T stop you eating so much? would the 'band' keep expanding as you gained weight? OR would it snap with a huge 'TWANG!' sound, splitting your torso clean in 2 - perhaps even catapulting your upper half out of the sunroof of your taxi, leaving your lower half gushing blood all over the shocked passengers sat in the back?? :shock: :?

Just crossed my mind, that's all.
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its the bypass im having NOT the band :)
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great news x
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Thanks sexy...you will be sitting astride a lot less of me soon. :-P
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mrgnu1958 wrote:Thanks sexy...you will be sitting astride a lot less of me soon. :-P
:lol: :lol:
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did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having to much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening
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Chunky Monkey wrote:did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having to much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening
Blimey right bundle of happiness arent you :shock: :wink: :lol:
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flash gunner wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having to much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening
Blimey right bundle of happiness arent you :shock: :wink: :lol:


LOL, just as much fun as the new series of facejacker :wink: :lol: bring back fonejacker much funnier
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Chunky Monkey wrote:did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having too much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening
That sounds threatening enough to me!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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I Hate Hleb wrote:
Chunky Monkey wrote:did you know that only 1 in 3 overweight people survive an operation, due to having too much fat around there internal organs

don't want to worry ya but i will be praying for you big fella -

i don't believe in operations unless they are life threatening
That sounds threatening enough to me!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :wink:
nah it's a known fact Fat people live longer than thin people - they survive better in the winter and are always at the head of the queue in KFC and Macs - a bit of fat around the heart doesn't hurt ya :lol:
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mrgnu1958 wrote:Went to the hospital this morning and guess what?
Ill be having the GASTRIC BYPASS in a few months time.
Best news ive had in 3 months and its gonna be life changing for me.
Ive NEVER been thin. 8)
I hope this doesn't go the way of one of your away "trips" ****'y

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Post by mrgnu1958 »

haha..i cant get outta this one mate..Ive waited 40 years to be a thin fecker :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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