Players you'd want to fight to impress the Dorises

Cockerill's chin · Post by **Cockerill's chin** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:20 am

I know scousers, unlike Batman, can't go out without robbin.

But they must have been stupid to break into Duncan Ferguson's house.

If I had to fight DF, I'd send in a thousand Dida's first to tire him out.

gunners-need-steel · Post by **gunners-need-steel** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:33 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:
GUNNERS-NEED-STEEL,

IMAGINE IF YOUR WISH CAME TRUE BUT ASHLEY BEAT YOU UP!! COULD YOU LIVE WITH THE EMBARRASSMENT?

If he beat me up, I'll probably give up the will to leave .. or emigrate to the moon in shame ...

I second the nominee of vinny jones .. and would like to add joey barton.

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:39 am

Admittedly though, in the eyes of those who aren't fans of the game, beating up a football/soccer player isn't too much of an acheivement because they are all quite small and frail looking...

If you look at rugby (union/league) players on the other hand...

Imagine pissing these guys off:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cnQEvhHDsuM

Post by **REB** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:44 am

bunch of queers them rugger boys,,

should get arsenal to do the haka

instead of the huddle

Hagbard 23 · Post by **Hagbard 23** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:27 pm

I Quite fancy having a pop at Robbie Savage actually.

See how tough he really is.

Mrs Gus (Doris) · Post by **Mrs Gus (Doris)** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:31 pm

Being a lady I don't do violence myself but if someone was willing tohelp out I'd like to see someone give Diouf a punch!!

Not because he's hard or anything but one thing that irritates me more than anything is spitting and how De zueew kept his hands off him when he spat in his face, I will never know !!!!

gunners-need-steel · Post by **gunners-need-steel** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:15 pm

yah, forgot about diouf ... wont mind kicking his arse ... but not just for spitting, but for being a generally unfair and annoying irritant ...

Cockerill's chin · Post by **Cockerill's chin** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:23 pm

Joey Barton is a little ratfink I'd love to pummel. Better not turn my back on the tricky little fucker though.

He's one of those that you just know would have been robbing cars if he couldn't kick a football.

Post by **REB** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:40 pm

cockrills chin,,, what about paul davis

sneaky punch when he wasnt looking

only joking

i was at that match and didnt realise what happened till i saw it on the news that night

Cockerill's chin · Post by **Cockerill's chin** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:02 pm

i was at that match and didnt realise what happened till i saw it on the news that night

That's what Glen Cockerill said.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:05 pm

rebel gooner wrote:cockrills chin,,, what about paul davis sneaky punch when he wasnt looking
only joking
i was at that match and didnt realise what happened till i saw it on the news that night

Same here Rebel - wondered what all the fuss was about!

Ddin't mind the 7 minutes injury time though with Simth's equaliser!

26may1989 · Post by **26may1989** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:15 pm

rebel gooner wrote:cockrills chin,,, what about paul davis sneaky punch when he wasnt looking
only joking
i was at that match and didnt realise what happened till i saw it on the news that night

I was at the game too, and I can't remember anyone around me in the North Bank knowing what had happened either. Shame it ended Davis's England career.

Can't believe no-one's mentioned Lee Bowyer, John Terry, either of the Ferdinands or Kieron Dyer yet... *word censored*, every one of them.

And if anyone really does fancy having a pop at Duncan Ferguson, I know his brother-in-law - let me know if you think you're hard enough!

Cockerill's chin · Post by **Cockerill's chin** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:21 pm

And if anyone really does fancy having a pop at Duncan Ferguson, I know his brother-in-law - let me know if you think you're hard enough!

I think I heard Magic Hat saying he wanted a pop.

Galasso · Post by **Galasso** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:25 pm

Cockerill's chin wrote:
And if anyone really does fancy having a pop at Duncan Ferguson, I know his brother-in-law - let me know if you think you're hard enough!
I think I heard Magic Hat saying he wanted a pop.

So Magic Hat didn't say Gus Caesar??

Rilo II · Post by **Rilo II** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:38 pm

At least with Duncan you wouldn't be embarrassed if you got a kicking. Infact most people would be impressed even if you did, at least you had tehe balls to have a go.