Players you'd want to fight to impress the Dorises

Cockerill's chin · Post by **Cockerill's chin** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:46 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJwbVglDLaY

Dida collapsed last night after being lightly stroked by a Celtic fan. He's added to a list of players I wouldn't mind fighting if I bumped into them in a bar.

First on my list is big Heskey. Ends up on his arse after any slight knock. He goes down quicker than a cheap whore's knickers. How hard would I look? Whose on your list as an easy route to build up testosterone?

Post by **REB** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:54 am

KEVIN CAMPBELL WAS A BIG JESSIE

Wayno · Post by **Wayno** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:56 am

Roy Keane, don't believe the hype

gunners-need-steel · Post by **gunners-need-steel** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:57 am

would have said Roy Keane, but his now reborn ...

definitely:
savage of bruiseburn
fat sam allacrap (but he is so big and would probably give me a hiding)
cashley hole

All_Arsenal_1886 · Post by **All_Arsenal_1886** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:09 am

And the award for droping like a sack of potatoes (with a 4 second delay) goes to ....

..... DIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EdgeOfTown · Post by **EdgeOfTown** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:12 am

I'd like a one-on-one with Ronaldo...No holds barred.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:23 am

Cockerill's chin wrote:..First on my list is big Heskey. Ends up on his arse after any slight knock. He goes down quicker than a cheap whore's knickers. How hard would I look? Whose on your list as an easy route to build up testosterone?

EMILE HESKY? ARE YOU SURE MR.CHIN? HE'S A BIG LAD AND IS PROBABLY THE REVERSE OF MOST PLAYERS: SOFT ON THE FIELD BUT HARD AS NAILS OFF IT!

I REMEMBER HE GOT STUCK INTO THE TURKS IN AN OFF-THE-PITCH SCUFFLE AFTER A RACIST COMMENT IN THE TUNNEL DURING THE ENGLAND/TURKEY WORLD CUP QUALIFIER.

REBEL,

LIKEWISE, I'M SHOCKED!! DO YOU REALLY THINK 'SUPER KEVIN CAMPBELL' IS AS SOFT AS HE LOOKS?

AS FOR THOSE WANTING TO TAKE ON KEANO - ARE YOU MAD OR DO YOU JUST HAVE A DEATH WISH?

MAYBE I'D TAKE ON ROBBIE KEANE BUT CERTAINLY NOT ROY!!

GUNNERS-NEED-STEEL,

IMAGINE IF YOUR WISH CAME TRUE BUT ASHLEY BEAT YOU UP!!

COULD YOU LIVE WITH THE EMBARRASSMENT?

EdgeOfTown wrote:I'd like a one-on-one with Ronaldo...No holds barred.

WE'RE TALKING FIGHTING HERE, MATEY!!

Post by **REB** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:49 am

IHH agree with you about roy keane,, kevin cambell was such a wuss.. big strong bloke who never put himself about,, he could hav been so much better,,
wouldnt want 2 fight him thou

RaM · Post by **RaM** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:00 am

Nah, i doubt Roy Keane is the sort of guy you'd expect an easy fight from.

Arjen Robben?

myarsenal · Post by **myarsenal** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:04 am

robbie savage, love to knock him out and shave his girlie blond hair off

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:05 am

NOW THAT'S TOO EASY RAM!!

YOU WOULDN'T LOOK PARTICULARLY HARD BEATING HIM UP, NOW WOULD YOU?

IN FACT YOU'D LOOK LIKE A BULLY AS ALL THAT WOULD BE NEEDED TO SCARE ROBBEN WOULD BE TO SAY 'BOO' QUITE LOUDLY IN HIS PRESENCE!!

myarsenal · Post by **myarsenal** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:08 am

forgot about gary (ratface ) neville would like to slowly torture him

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:08 am

ALRIGHT, WHO'S BRAVE/MAD ENOUGH TO NOMINATE DUNCAN FERGUSON?

Chunky The Gooner · Post by **Chunky The Gooner** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:15 am

I like the way Dida started to give chase to the supporter then realised he was too hurt to continue!!

myarsenal · Post by **myarsenal** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:18 am

I Hate Hleb wrote:ALRIGHT, WHO'S BRAVE/MAD ENOUGH TO NOMINATE DUNCAN FERGUSON?

AS WELL AS VINNIE JONES