Celebrities who are complete wankers

lowerwest · Post by **lowerwest** » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:24 pm

even better in real life...what a milf.

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:40 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
lowerwest wrote: talking of celeb spots saw the diy sos designer woman at twyford today...schwinggg.
Is that the one that **** is always doing things to himself over?

That narrows it down.

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:50 pm

storrmin571 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
lowerwest wrote: talking of celeb spots saw the diy sos designer woman at twyford today...schwinggg.
Is that the one that **** is always doing things to himself over?
That narrows it down.

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:44 pm

Elliot gould came into our regular pub in Derry a few years back, whilst in Ireland making Puckoon. He was with his wife and an entourage of minders.
There were around 18-20 0f us heading for a night at the dog races, and I honestly believe if he had been on his own he would have been on the coach with us.
He stayed for over an hour and enjoyed the craic, his missus was great as well. One of my mates' wife was pregnant at the time, and a few months later, a postcard arrived at the pub from Mrs gould asking how she had got on. Top People.

Post by **HashKads** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:21 pm

I must say Prince Charles boy was very nice and down to earth when I met him

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:26 pm

kingjayson1 wrote:I must say Prince Charles boy was very nice and down to earth when I met him

Did he also like Tennis, KJ???

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:59 pm

It is said that it is better never to meet your heroes....well I no longer have heroes but when I did I met a few of them and some of them turned out to be

"Utter and Complete *word censored*" like:

Alan White (drummer with Yes, he also played drums on John Lennons Imagine album...a right tosser...he was bragging like feck...after my 12th s.Comfort I told him he was a wanker and his minder threw me out of th3 backstage bash!...bono was there and had a God complex...another tosser....as was Clapton....up his own arris....

I once appeared in a Kate Bush video....

- and she was Brilliant (as well as fecking Gorgeous!!)...real down to earth and one of the lads...(well she came out drinking after the shoot and paid for every drink...and got shit faced with everyone else...)

Met frank carson at a charity bash...and then we had a stop on...he was brill...funny as feck.....& very friendly....as was rolf harris (at same bash)...but he was a T totaller

and very shy....

Met Robert Plant and Jimmy Paige at Air Studio's (back in the 70's) and they took my and my mates out for a slap up meal and got well pissed....Jimmy Paige was a real gent....

Billy Connolly - was a mad man - real fun and great conversations and stories....back in the days when he used to drink (80's)

Met Roger Daltrey (a Gooner) and he was just interested in getting smashed and talking Arsenal...so that was good...

Best two have been Tim Booth (singer with James) just brillaint ....great fun and conversations etc...but the best was David Bowie....I 3was in a video shoot and summoned up the courage top ask him for his autograph etc - My (ex) Missus was a HUGE fan....he said to bring her along next day which I did...and he was a real gentleman.....signed all her albums, did photographs and then gave us tickets for some shows in Paris.....with backstage passes....Top Bloke!.

Gooner_Sam · Post by **Gooner_Sam** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:41 pm

I Met El Hadj Diouf.. No really,

What a complete fucking waste of space that stupid ugly *word censored* really is, a part from that hes a top bloke..

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:28 pm

I had the "unfortunate" experience of meeting most of Spain WC team. As much as it pains me to admit it, Pepe "prick" Reina was the friendliest of them crunts. When you see Torres play for victims fc, he's always sulking on the pitch and he is even worse off it. Prick.

MegaGooner · Post by **MegaGooner** » Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:30 pm

Gooner_Sam wrote:I Met El Hadj Diouf.. No really,

What a complete fucking waste of space that stupid ugly c**t really is, a part from that hes a top bloke..

I hope you kicked him in the nuts...

Post by **HashKads** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:34 pm

franksav63 wrote:
kingjayson1 wrote:I must say Prince Charles boy was very nice and down to earth when I met him
Did he also like Tennis, KJ???

I'm not sure but he did have really soft moisturised hands.

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:54 pm

Pierce Brosnan was good when he was down in West Wales.
Met Frank Bruno once and he was great was really good fun.

I have heard Russell Crowe can be a bit hard work, but when he was filming Robin Hood down in Pembroke he was top fella and treated the locals.

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:49 pm

MegaGooner wrote:I had the "unfortunate" experience of meeting most of Spain WC team. As much as it pains me to admit it, Pepe "prick" Reina was the friendliest of them crunts. When you see Torres play for victims fc, he's always sulking on the pitch and he is even worse off it. Prick.

He wasn't really in the team though was he?

storrmin571 · Post by **storrmin571** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:30 pm

Dave from Daves Coaches out of gavin and stacey is a member of our gym, good bloke.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:33 pm

Gordon Ramsay lives a few roads over, him, his wife and kid are all pricks.

Celebrities who are complete wankers

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