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Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:58 am**

golf is a great game,

only those that dont play it dont get it.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:00 am**

Number 5 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Number 5 wrote:I'm with Rory on this one.

You never talk whlist someone is taking a putt, in practise or other wise.

Fucking ippidy oi's on the golf course.

Bollocks to that, I don't give a flying fuck who the little fucker is. Politeness counts. You ask someone politely to quiet down, you don't bollock them in public. If it had been me he yapped off to like that I would now be banned from the place for life!! Or joining Irish Gooner in a cell!
I say people from the Happy Gilmore school of golfing spectatorship should be banned from golf courses for life.

I say Engerlish people that think they are American should be raped and spat upon, Palin style, for life.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:00 am**

augie wrote:As a spectator sport (on tv anyway) I have to say that golf bores the shit outa me......except for the ryder cup I love watching it and if I could have taken the weekend off I would have sat almost constantly in front of the tv cheering on our team against the septics

Was glad as well that tiger got a good reception from the european supporters yesterday.......all he did wrong was bang a few birds on the side and over here that would see him immortalised

How can you watch Golf, it's only marginally less boring than watching Liverpool playing lately.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:01 am**

topgoon wrote:I know it's probably mind games but thought his comments about Woods were disrespectful.
He's won no major tournaments and is not even close to where Woods was at that age and we don't know if he ever will be.

Needs to sit down and shut up.

Hope he flops big style.

Could you qualify that by usage of a four letter anglo-saxon term for a burst hedgehog type chasm in a young lady, please?

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:03 am**

REBEL GOONER wrote:golf is a great game,

only those that dont play it dont get it.

I like playing (even though I'm shit at it) but can't watch much of it tbh.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:05 am**

topgoon wrote:
augie wrote:As a spectator sport (on tv anyway) I have to say that golf bores the shit outa me......except for the ryder cup I love watching it and if I could have taken the weekend off I would have sat almost constantly in front of the tv cheering on our team against the septics

Was glad as well that tiger got a good reception from the european supporters yesterday.......all he did wrong was bang a few birds on the side and over here that would see him immortalised
How can you watch Golf, it's only marginally less boring than watching Liverpool playing lately.

The ryder cup always has a big crowd at it and as a result the atmosphere is always brilliant

To watch an ordinary golf tournament is indeed dull as shit as it always seems that there are no fans at them and hence no atmosphere

To follow on from what DB10 says I am disappointed that this year it clashes with the chav game cos later on the american football is on and I dont know where I am going to get enough time to watch everything

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:09 am**

By the title of this thread, can we expect an anti-curly head thread to rival the ginger thread

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:10 am**

goonersid wrote:By the title of this thread, can we expect an anti-curly head thread to rival the ginger thread

No, they tend to be one and the same.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:13 am**

marcengels wrote:
goonersid wrote:By the title of this thread, can we expect an anti-curly head thread to rival the ginger thread
No, they tend to be one and the same.

Nothing against curleys unless they also share the devil's colouring.

Unforunately a lot do. And they will be smited off the face of the planet too. But normal pubic-mishap heads are safe. For now.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:15 am**

ok heres the deal....if i hear "IN THE HOLE" shouted by ANY fans,im putting me foot through the telly.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:16 am**

mrgnu1958 wrote:ok heres the deal....if i hear "IN THE HOLE" shouted by ANY fans,im putting me foot through the telly.

in the hole ****, you know you want too

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:17 am**

augie wrote:
topgoon wrote:
augie wrote:As a spectator sport (on tv anyway) I have to say that golf bores the shit outa me......except for the ryder cup I love watching it and if I could have taken the weekend off I would have sat almost constantly in front of the tv cheering on our team against the septics

Was glad as well that tiger got a good reception from the european supporters yesterday.......all he did wrong was bang a few birds on the side and over here that would see him immortalised
How can you watch Golf, it's only marginally less boring than watching Liverpool playing lately.

The ryder cup always has a big crowd at it and as a result the atmosphere is always brilliant To watch an ordinary golf tournament is indeed dull as shit as it always seems that there are no fans at them and hence no atmosphere
To follow on from what DB10 says I am disappointed that this year it clashes with the chav game cos later on the american football is on and I dont know where I am going to get enough time to watch everything

I'm not, it means if as expected we get right and royally given it up the behind by Dogbreath, then the tossers at fleet street will be to busy talking about that to savage us in the papers. Not looking forward to another 2 weeks of head down, no papers, no sports channels. I hate international breaks.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:18 am**

augie wrote:As a spectator sport (on tv anyway) I have to say that golf bores the shit outa me......except for the ryder cup I love watching it and if I could have taken the weekend off I would have sat almost constantly in front of the tv cheering on our team against the septics

Was glad as well that tiger got a good reception from the european supporters yesterday.......all he did wrong was bang a few birds on the side and over here that would see him immortalised

Have to agree augie.The only golf i ever watch is the Ryder cup especially the last day,one of the most dramatic days of sport. the singles.But i will miss it this year as i will be warming up in the pub for the big one

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:23 am**

DB10GOONER wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Number 5 wrote:I'm with Rory on this one.

You never talk whlist someone is taking a putt, in practise or other wise.

Fucking ippidy oi's on the golf course.

Bollocks to that, I don't give a flying fuck who the little fucker is. Politeness counts. You ask someone politely to quiet down, you don't bollock them in public. If it had been me he yapped off to like that I would now be banned from the place for life!! Or joining Irish Gooner in a cell!
I say people from the Happy Gilmore school of golfing spectatorship should be banned from golf courses for life.
I say Engerlish people that think they are American should be raped and spat upon, Palin style, for life.

I say some people, really sex freak type people, would say

Bring it.

Posted: **Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:26 am**

Number 5 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Number 5 wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Number 5 wrote:I'm with Rory on this one.

You never talk whlist someone is taking a putt, in practise or other wise.

Fucking ippidy oi's on the golf course.

Bollocks to that, I don't give a flying fuck who the little fucker is. Politeness counts. You ask someone politely to quiet down, you don't bollock them in public. If it had been me he yapped off to like that I would now be banned from the place for life!! Or joining Irish Gooner in a cell!
I say people from the Happy Gilmore school of golfing spectatorship should be banned from golf courses for life.
I say Engerlish people that think they are American should be raped and spat upon, Palin style, for life.

I say some people, really sex freak type people, would say

Bring it.

Gnue"y says "Bring it" so...

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