Ryder Cup - Lose you curly haired bastard!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:32 am

Don't particularly want the Septics to win but I REALLY WANT EUROPE TO LOSE!!

Any team that includes Rory McIlroy in it deserves to lose. He is a fucking arrogant, ignorant little wankfuck. Have to say if I got the opportunity, he is one of a very limited number of people I would love to punch in the throat.

Sorry, should explain that.

I saw the prick in action at the Walker Cup in 2007. I had no idea who he was at the time. Was on a corporate with my bro-in-law and he was chatting to someone near the 2nd course where fuckhead was practising some putting. Wankstain stormed over and bollocked my bro-in-law (in front of everyone) for talking. The bro-in-law told him to fuck off and some stewards led McIlroy away before it got too heated. I couldn't believe what I was seeing tbh... One of the stewards told my bro-in-law that fuckhead was "well known for being a twat".

Still, I got a nice free drunk on, so all's well that ends well. Didn't watch much of the golf though because it bored the shit out of me... don't mind playing, but watching? Fuck no.

Will basement this when enough people call McIlroy a cunt.

CraigPollard · Post by **CraigPollard** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:35 am

Never been that bothered by Mcilroy to be honest.

Im off there on Sunday to cheer on Poulter

Come on Europe!

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:37 am

mcilroy *word censored* basement

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:41 am

I'm with Rory on this one.

You never talk whlist someone is taking a putt, in practise or other wise.

Fucking ippidy oi's on the golf course.

Post by **REB** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:43 am

go rory

AND MR DB10DUBLINBOLLOCKSWHOHATESEVERYTHING

there already is a thread about the ryder cup in the basement

percyslop

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:47 am

REBEL GOONER wrote:go rory

AND MR DB10DUBLINBOLLOCKSWHOHATESEVERYTHING

there already is a thread about the ryder cup in the basement

percyslop

Firstly, get off that goat. Secondly, cunt him or else.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:47 am

Does the *word censored* wear a wig?

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:49 am

Number 5 wrote:I'm with Rory on this one.

You never talk whlist someone is taking a putt, in practise or other wise.

Fucking ippidy oi's on the golf course.

Bollocks to that, I don't give a flying fuck who the little fucker is. Politeness counts. You ask someone politely to quiet down, you don't bollock them in public. If it had been me he yapped off to like that I would now be banned from the place for life!! Or joining Irish Gooner in a cell!

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:50 am

mrgnu1958 wrote:Does the c**t wear a wig?

That's two. Two more and it's basemented.

mrgnu1958 · Post by **mrgnu1958** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:53 am

*word censored* *word censored* *word censored*

augie · Post by **augie** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:54 am

As a spectator sport (on tv anyway) I have to say that golf bores the shit outa me......except for the ryder cup

I love watching it and if I could have taken the weekend off I would have sat almost constantly in front of the tv cheering on our team against the septics

Was glad as well that tiger got a good reception from the european supporters yesterday.......all he did wrong was bang a few birds on the side and over here that would see him immortalised

Number 5 · Post by **Number 5** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:57 am

DB10GOONER wrote:
Number 5 wrote:I'm with Rory on this one.

You never talk whlist someone is taking a putt, in practise or other wise.

Fucking ippidy oi's on the golf course.

Bollocks to that, I don't give a flying fuck who the little fucker is. Politeness counts. You ask someone politely to quiet down, you don't bollock them in public. If it had been me he yapped off to like that I would now be banned from the place for life!! Or joining Irish Gooner in a cell!

I say people from the Happy Gilmore school of golfing spectatorship should be banned from golf courses for life.

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:57 am

I think it sums golf up. A twat of a game played by twats.
If I'm in the pub and the golfing fraternity land in, then that's my signal to go home, nothing as boring as listening to golfing chat.
As for going to watch it! I would rather have my testicles roasted on a fucking barbecue.

topgoon · Post by **topgoon** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:57 am

I know it's probably mind games but thought his comments about Woods were disrespectful.
He's won no major tournaments and is not even close to where Woods was at that age and we don't know if he ever will be.

Needs to sit down and shut up.

Hope he flops big style.

Post by **DB10GOONER** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:58 am

augie wrote:As a spectator sport (on tv anyway) I have to say that golf bores the shit outa me......except for the ryder cup I love watching it and if I could have taken the weekend off I would have sat almost constantly in front of the tv cheering on our team against the septics

Was glad as well that tiger got a good reception from the european supporters yesterday.......all he did wrong was bang a few birds on the side and over here that would see him immortalised

Actually, have to admit I do usually watch a few hours of the Ryder cup too. Especially the last day. But not all of it. Although the last day this year clashes with some other sporting event...