Bendtner - is he Thierry Henry or Lenny Henry??

Its Up 4 Grabs Now · Post by **Its Up 4 Grabs Now** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:07 pm

RoscommonGooner wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:Definitely Lenny Henry. Both are presumably some sort of joke, but I cant see the funny side in either.

He also has the touch of Lennie from Of Mice & Men.

Yesterday looked like a definite case of him being asked to play out on the left though, rather than him drifting out there Thierry-style. That was all Wenger.

Brilliant

Not sure I can claim credit for that tbh. I'm sure I heard that somewhere else before, just dont know where.

Post by **I Hate Hleb** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:25 pm

DB10GOONER wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
jaybee wrote:Neither!

EGO

FREUD's theory was that it was our mask to face the world but he believed that at base we were something rather nasty.
Bit unfair that analogy (for Bendtner) - i think
Freud? In a Bendtner thread? Besides, Freud was bonkers.

Mmmmm... mummy!
And he was obsessed with fucking his own mother. The weirdo arsehole.

Mind you, if she looked like that who could really blame him?

Jumpers For Goalposts · Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:34 pm

I Hate Hleb wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
jaybee wrote:Neither!

EGO

FREUD's theory was that it was our mask to face the world but he believed that at base we were something rather nasty.
Bit unfair that analogy (for Bendtner) - i think
Freud? In a Bendtner thread? Besides, Freud was bonkers.

Mmmmm... mummy!
And he was obsessed with fucking his own mother. The weirdo arsehole.
Mind you, if she looked like that who could really blame him?

That picture objectifies women!!

Have you got any more??

1989 · Post by **1989** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:38 pm

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

Fuck. Me. Sideways.

defleppardisking · Post by **defleppardisking** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:41 pm

Mama mia I want milk milk!!!!!

treygoony · Post by **treygoony** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:04 pm

cusamano wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:One person (Nicklas himself!!) thinks he's brilliant and probably better than Thierry Henry in his prime.

Somebody is completely smashed?

:corkbarry:

USMartin · Post by **USMartin** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:27 pm

NIcklas Bendtner obviously has some talent - you have to have some talent to reach pretty much the lowest professional level even. He has more talent thatn that. But his ego and immaturity have blocked it from being developed any further really over the last several years.

I always hear how hard Nik works on the pitch and I shrug my shoulders because what's the point of working hard all day outside the oppopnents penalty area then going missing as soon as youre inside it when you a striker and a big striker like he is too?

Nik can be quite effective when he wants to be - the problem is he only seems to want to be when he wants to earn a place in the first eleven. Once he has clinched that he seems content to fanny about the whole match, ignoring gilt-edged chance after gilt-edged chance inm the box, especially seemingly unable to ever go after balls that don't simply fly straight to him. He's lazy when his ego is satisfied it seems and in this team we can't afford anyone to be lazy like that. Song used to be too - remember his performance home v s***s - that night - laughing and joking as he was brought on caught out again and again as s***s went right through him repeatedly like he wasn't there? Song has learned and grown into a mature decent player who can make us a bit better than we were. Nik is an immature kid still unfortunately who can't because he isn't willing to.

USMartin · Post by **USMartin** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:30 pm

treygoony wrote:
cusamano wrote:
Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:One person (Nicklas himself!!) thinks he's brilliant and probably better than Thierry Henry in his prime.

Somebody is completely smashed?

That thinking wouild suggest some sort of powerful hallucinogenic drugs rarther than really strong booze

Naki_Gooner · Post by **Naki_Gooner** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:13 am

just finished reading Pele's autobiography, not the greatest read

chyren1 · Post by **chyren1** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:22 am

Naki_Gooner wrote:

Who s this goddess??

Into football,video games..

Could she be the perfect woman??

cusamano · Post by **cusamano** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:46 am

chyren1 wrote:Could she be the perfect woman??

Well, she definitely can bring forward 2 heavy arguments

Jumpers For Goalposts · Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:53 pm

Right - I'll ask the question again after his performance today against Leeds.

Bender; Thierry Henry or Lenny Henry??

Actually Henry VIII would be a bigger threat up front cos Bender is SHIT!! The only place he's any good is inside his own massive head.

He poses no goal threat; he doesn't rough up opposing centre halves; he's shit when he drops deep with his stupid little lay offs; his control is appalling; his decision making is always wrong.

I just wanna punch his face and I'm a pacifist (normally!!)

marcengels · Post by **marcengels** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:03 pm

Jumpers For Goalposts wrote:Right - I'll ask the question again after his performance today against Leeds.

Bender; Thierry Henry or Lenny Henry??

Actually Henry VIII would be a bigger threat up front cos Bender is SHIT!! The only place he's any good is inside his own massive head.

He poses no goal threat; he doesn't rough up opposing centre halves; he's shit when he drops deep with his stupid little lay offs; his control is appalling; his decision making is always wrong.

I just wanna punch his face and I'm a pacifist (normally!!)

Vince · Post by **Vince** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:42 pm

very good pass for Theo though!

donaldo · Post by **donaldo** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:00 pm

Against a championship side he looked shite,and i thought he was championship level

Bendtner - is he Thierry Henry or Lenny Henry??

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