Courier/delivery companies. I fucking hate them.

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elpelsarmy wrote:How stupid do you need to be to order something on next day delivery knowing that you will be out on the day of delivery????? You deserve to have the trouble now of going to collect it! why should they have to deliver again cos u cant sort your shit out?? and u will probably be out again!! These drivers have 100+ deliveries a day, do u think they can ring each one half an hour before they deliver on their own phones?
On a good note Interlink Express give a 1 hour window of when they will deliver either texted to your phone or e mailed so u can make sure your in!
Dont order the goods if your not gonna be there dumb fucks!!
I agree, mister deliveryman. But my stuff was due for delivery "within the next ten working days". So didn't have a scoobie when it would arrive. :-P

The company is CityLink. Fucking useless from consignee's point of view. Can't talk to them by email. Can't phone a human being. Automated phone system is totally fucked. They are a total fucking waste of space.

BTW what company do you work for? :wink:

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olgitgooner wrote:
elpelsarmy wrote:How stupid do you need to be to order something on next day delivery knowing that you will be out on the day of delivery????? You deserve to have the trouble now of going to collect it! why should they have to deliver again cos u cant sort your shit out?? and u will probably be out again!! These drivers have 100+ deliveries a day, do u think they can ring each one half an hour before they deliver on their own phones?
On a good note Interlink Express give a 1 hour window of when they will deliver either texted to your phone or e mailed so u can make sure your in!
Dont order the goods if your not gonna be there dumb fucks!!
I agree, mister deliveryman. But my stuff was due for delivery "within the next ten working days". So didn't have a scoobie when it would arrive. :-P

The company is CityLink. Fucking useless from consignee's point of view. Can't talk to them by email. Can't phone a human being. Automated phone system is totally fucked. They are a total fucking waste of space.

BTW what company do you work for? :wink:

Have been OK sometimes with them, but fairly often have to go to their depot.

But thank G-D never had anything go missing from them, which I suppose is the main thing.

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olgitgooner wrote:
elpelsarmy wrote:How stupid do you need to be to order something on next day delivery knowing that you will be out on the day of delivery????? You deserve to have the trouble now of going to collect it! why should they have to deliver again cos u cant sort your shit out?? and u will probably be out again!! These drivers have 100+ deliveries a day, do u think they can ring each one half an hour before they deliver on their own phones?
On a good note Interlink Express give a 1 hour window of when they will deliver either texted to your phone or e mailed so u can make sure your in!
Dont order the goods if your not gonna be there dumb fucks!!
I agree, mister deliveryman. But my stuff was due for delivery "within the next ten working days". So didn't have a scoobie when it would arrive. :-P

The company is CityLink. Fucking useless from consignee's point of view. Can't talk to them by email. Can't phone a human being. Automated phone system is totally fucked. They are a total fucking waste of space.

BTW what company do you work for? :wink:
I worked for a company who used those guys as our main delivery courier.

They were referred to internally as ShittyLink.

And I haven't stopped punning since. :lol:

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Oh and how about those *word censored* at royal mail that dont bother to ring your doorbell and just shove a "you were out" card through the letter box and dump your package at the collection centre. And these fuckers had the temerity to strike? Concentrate on doing your job properly first you bums.

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LDB wrote:Oh and how about those c**ts at royal mail that dont bother to ring your doorbell and just shove a "you were out" card through the letter box and dump your package at the collection centre. And these fuckers had the temerity to strike? Concentrate on doing your job properly first you bums.
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New iphone arrives tomorrow - bet it will arrive soon as the wife leaves the house

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