The urban myth thread

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:55 am

14. Kurt Russell was born in Derry, in the prefab houses in Creggan, and was adopted by Jane Russell.
(commonly believed in these parts, though she did adopt a child from Derry it wasn't Kurt)

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:56 am

DB10 if you have ever been to septic land (and I think you have so you should know better) you will realise there has to be a certain element of fantasy to 'janitor' porno's as nobody wants to see some hot lezzers and then a bored looking Mexican grandmother! ;)

goonersid · Post by **goonersid** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:25 am

15 Masturbating gives you hairy palms and squinty eyes.
(I can personally verify this to be untrue)

Percy Dalton · Post by **Percy Dalton** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:57 am

Oirishmen can drink.

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:34 pm

The number 666 is contained in all barcodes.

Perryashburtongroves · Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:22 pm

It is too cold for snow.

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:14 am

There is a clique on the Online Gooner Forum.

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:45 am

Kingjayson isn't really gay.

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:47 am

SWLGooner wasn't sired from Art Garfunkel.

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:48 am

Flash isn't a farmer.

SWLGooner · Post by **SWLGooner** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:32 pm

Frank keeps hold of plastic bags

Rosie_titters · Post by **Rosie_titters** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:36 pm

women who think Anal Sex hurts

TeeCee · Post by **TeeCee** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:21 pm

Women have small feet so they can stand closer to appliances

Rugby Gooner · Post by **Rugby Gooner** » Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:27 pm

Women get married in white as it is the colour of all domestic appliances.

STLgooner89 · Post by **STLgooner89** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:39 am

Don't eat at [insert random italian restaurant here] because I heard from someone that someone who works there jerks off into the alfredo or cream sauce.