It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
4. There's a bloke that goes around 'insert city here' with needles full of HIV, he puts them on trains and buses and people sit on them and get the virus.
6. The story of an old lady sitting by a womans car in a shopping centre car park asking for a lift home. The driver becomes suspicious and tells the old lady they have forgotten something and will be back, they go to get a security guard and when they come back with the guard the old lady is gone but her handbag is still there. Inside the handbag is a knife and rope and actually the old lady was a man and saw the security guard and did a runner but would have attacked the woman
When you work as a "janitor" at a university in America, every time you walk into a room shared by two hot young ladies they will be lezzing it up good-oh in the shower and they will invite you to join them, suck you sideways, fuck your brains out, and no one will end up pregnant or with AIDS.
