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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:55 am
by goonersid
14. Kurt Russell was born in Derry, in the prefab houses in Creggan, and was adopted by Jane Russell.
(commonly believed in these parts, though she did adopt a child from Derry it wasn't Kurt)
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:56 am
by SWLGooner
DB10 if you have ever been to septic land (and I think you have so you should know better) you will realise there has to be a certain element of fantasy to 'janitor' porno's as nobody wants to see some hot lezzers and then a bored looking Mexican grandmother! ;)
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:25 am
by goonersid
15 Masturbating gives you hairy palms and squinty eyes.
(I can personally verify this to be untrue)
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:57 am
by Percy Dalton
Oirishmen can drink.
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:34 pm
by Rugby Gooner
The number 666 is contained in all barcodes.
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 10:22 pm
by Perryashburtongroves
It is too cold for snow.
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:14 am
by frankbutcher
There is a clique on the Online Gooner Forum.
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:45 am
by franksav63
Kingjayson isn't really gay.
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:47 am
by franksav63
SWLGooner wasn't sired from Art Garfunkel.
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 7:48 am
by franksav63
Flash isn't a farmer.
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:32 pm
by SWLGooner
Frank keeps hold of plastic bags
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 12:36 pm
by Rosie_titters
women who think Anal Sex hurts
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 1:21 pm
by TeeCee
Women have small feet so they can stand closer to appliances
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:27 pm
by Rugby Gooner
Women get married in white as it is the colour of all domestic appliances.
Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:39 am
by STLgooner89
Don't eat at [insert random italian restaurant here] because I heard from someone that someone who works there jerks off into the alfredo or cream sauce.
