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I Hate Hleb
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rodders999 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:
Yeah, about my fukin' cock :banghead:

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Brilliant!! :lol: :lol: :wink:

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flash gunner wrote:Is this a thread we can all add to? If it isn't then its the shittiest thread since Norman Wisdom passed on

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Ohhhh! No When did THAT Happen!??? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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rodders999 wrote:
Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:
rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.
To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards. :roll:
Yeah, about my fukin' cock :banghead:

:wink:
Only coz HashKads said it is soooo small! :lol: :wink:

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Vinny1967 wrote:Never serve a woman breakfast in bed as they can be very ungrateful.

I did this morning, Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon, pastries, fresh coffee and juice and all she had to say was...

What the fuck are you doing in my house ?

Ungrateful bitch. :? :roll: :wink:
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Do you do take aways mate!? :wink:

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Talking of wrong houses.

Never get so pissed up - especially having just moved into a new abode - that you can't get your key/s to open the front door of said new abode...and then go around to the back of the house and use a ladder to get in through the back bedroom window....as when you wake up with the hangover from hell - only to find you're in the wrong house...it takes quite a lot of explaining to both the new neighbours and the plod ! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :suicide:

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Heres a good tip.............
Fukin basement this pile of shite.

Barriecuda edit: Who says we don't do anything? :mrgreen:

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