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rodders999 wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.

To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards.

Yeah, about my fukin' cock

Brilliant!!

flash gunner wrote:Is this a thread we can all add to? If it isn't then its the shittiest thread since Norman Wisdom passed on

Ohhhh! No When did THAT Happen!???

rodders999 wrote:

Its Up 4 Grabs Now wrote:

rodders999 wrote:If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your cock, do not show him your cock. This is a scam - he only wants to see your cock. I feel so cheap.

To be fair, I was gonna ask some questions afterwards.

Yeah, about my fukin' cock

Only coz HashKads said it is soooo small!

Vinny1967 wrote:Never serve a woman breakfast in bed as they can be very ungrateful.

I did this morning, Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon, pastries, fresh coffee and juice and all she had to say was...

What the fuck are you doing in my house ?

Ungrateful bitch.

Do you do take aways mate!?

Talking of wrong houses.

Never get so pissed up - especially having just moved into a new abode - that you can't get your key/s to open the front door of said new abode...and then go around to the back of the house and use a ladder to get in through the back bedroom window....as when you wake up with the hangover from hell - only to find you're in the wrong house...it takes quite a lot of explaining to both the new neighbours and the plod !

Heres a good tip.............
Fukin basement this pile of shite.

Barriecuda edit: Who says we don't do anything?