THE TOP LONDONER HELPFUL ADVICE THREAD

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QuartzGooner
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Good advice from Top Londoner.
Not impossible to imagine all the banks crashing.
We are only ever three days away from anarchy; just imagine if supermarket deliveries stop?

Keep a couple of weeks supply of drinking water and dry foods at home.
Plus a medical kit.

Get a fire-lighting tool, an all purpose penknife and perhaps a catapult in case you have to hunt for food.
If deliveries stop then you will need to hunt for urban animals to eat; basically foxes, squirrells and domestic cats.

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If you should grow leeks and carrots, then this will also help feed the furry family pets, get them plump for roasting.
Wabbit and leek pie springs to mind.
Gerbils and hamsters can be rolled in mud, let it dry, then put them on the barbie. Careful of the small bones though. :wink:

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AND start collecting the last of the Autumnal Fruits...freeze them for yummy puddings etcetera in the Winter :wink:

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Kos is having a fucking stinker take him off and bring on Pert.

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OneBardGooner wrote:AND start collecting the last of the Autumnal Fruits...freeze them for yummy puddings etcetera in the Winter :wink:

a la nigella? warm winter fruit pies anyone?

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Save on expensive water and paper costs by taking a shit at a friends house.

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MutleyGooner wrote:Save on expensive water and paper costs by taking a shit at a friends front garden


Fixed

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Perhaps if supermarkets didn't throw away 35% of what they buy, or reject bananas for not being straight or yellow enough, or oranges for being a tad green then we wouldn't need to bother.

Go hug a tree

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